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Old 12-03-2011, 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted by viperormiata
G just found out she is pregnant.
Do us all a favor and shoot her in the head.
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Old 12-03-2011, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by rleete
Do us all a favor and shoot her in the head.
I would but she lives a little too far away for me to pull that off without being suspicious.

Savannah, Georgia....go figure
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Originally Posted by hustler
I'm really happy that I'm not stricken with a fairy-tale religion that tells me to incessantly reproduce.
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Old 12-04-2011, 12:36 PM
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If people insist on acting naturally, then it is probably time for natural forces to be re-introduced.

Did you know that the cranium size of the average human has DECREASED in the last 1000 years? Reverse evolution. You no longer have to be smart to survive. In fact, smart people have fewer offspring than really dumb people.

Just a guess, but I don't think the subject of the original video is Catholic. I think the only hymnals she's ever heard consist of rappers telling her that she's a 'ho. She acts accordingly . . . and gets paid for it. More kids = more $.

Disgusting.
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Old 12-04-2011, 01:18 PM
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Idiocracy. It's more real than we think.

There will, one day, be a massive war that will either kill EVERYONE, or put us back in survival mode because of chaos. My theory at least.
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And we will be able to **** like crazy and not worry cause only 1 in 10 of the kids will survive... the smartest/strongest one.

edit post fail...
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Idiocracy. It's more real than we think.
Where are all the stupid people from?
And how'd they get to be so dumb?
Bred on purple mountain range
Feed amber waves of grains
To lesser human beings, zero feelings

Blame it on
Human nature, mans destiny (mans destiny)
Blame it on the greediocracy (greediocracy)
Fear of God
The fear of change
The fear of truth

Add the Bill of Rights, subtract the wrongs
There's no answers
Memorize and sing star spangled songs
When the questions
Aren't ever asked
Is anybody learning from the past?
We're living in united stagnation

Father what have I done?
I took that 22
A gift to me from you
To bed with me each night
Kept it clean
Polished it well
Cherished every cartridge, every shell

Down, by the creek, under brush, under dirt
There's a carcass of my second kill
Down, by the park, under stone, under pine
There's a carcass of my brother William
Brother where, have you gone to?
I swear, I never thought I could
I see so many times
They told me to shoot straight
Don't pull the trigger, squeeze
That will insure a kill
A kill is what you want
A kill is why we breed

The Christians love their guns
The church and NRA
Pray for their salvations
Prey on the lower faiths

The story book's been read
And every line believed
Curriculum's been set
Logic is a threat
Reason searched and seized

Jerry spent some time in Michigan
A twenty year vacation, after all he had a dime
A dime is worth a lot more in Detroit
A dime in California, a twenty dollar fine

Jerry only stayed a couple months
It's hard to enjoy yourself while bleeding out the ***
Asphyxiation is simple and fast
It beats seventeen fun years of being someones bitch

Don't think (Stay)
Drink your wine (Home)
Watch the fire burn (Be)
His problems not mine (Safe)
Just be that model citizen

I wish I had a schilling
(For each senseless killing)
For every senseless killing
I'd buy a government
America's for sale
And you can get a good deal on it
(A good deal on it)
And make a healthy profit
Or maybe, tear it apart
Start with assumption
That a million people are smart
Smarter than one

Serotonin's gone
She gave up, drifted away
Sara fled, thought process gone
She left her answering machine on
The greeting left spoken sincere
Messages no one will ever hear

Ten thousand messages a day
A million more transmissions lay
Victims of the laissez faire
Ten thousand voices, a hundred guns
A hundred decibels turns to one
One bullet, one empty head
Now with Serotonin gone

The man who used to speak
Performs a cute routine
Feel a little patronized
Don't feel bad
They found a way inside your head
And you feel a bit misled
It's not that they don't care, yeah

The television's put a thought inside your head
Llike a Barry Manilow, jingle
I'd like, to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony
A symphonic blank stare, yeah
It doesn't make you care (make you care)
Not designed to make you care (make you care)
They're betting you won't care (you won't...)

Place a wager on your greed
A wager on your pride
Why try to beat them when, a million others tried?

We are the *****
Intellectually spayed
We are the queer
Dysfunctionally raised

One more pill to kill the pain
One more pill to kill the pain
One more pill to kill the pain
Living through conformity

One more prayer to keep me safe
One more prayer to keep us warm
One more prayer to keep us safe
There's gonna be a better place

Lost the battle, lost the war
Lost the things worth living for
Lost the will to win the fight
One more pill to kill the pain

Na na na na na
La na na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na na

The going get tough, the tough get debt
Don't pay attention, pay the rent
Next of kins pay for your sins
A little faith should keep us safe

Save us
The human, existence
Is failing, resistance
Essential, the future
Written off, the odds are
Astronomically against us
Only moron and genius
Would fight a losing battle
Against the super ego
When giving in is so damn comforting

And so we go, on with our lives
We know the truth, but prefer lies
Lies are simple, simple is bliss
Why go against tradition when we can
Admit defeat, live in decline
Be the victim of our own design
The status quo, built on suspect
Why would anyone stick out their neck?

Fellow members
Club "We've Got Ours"
I'd like to introduce you to our host
He's got his, and I've got mine
Meet the decline

We are the queer
We are the *****
Ammunition
In the class war
We are worker
We love our queen
We sacrifice
We're soilent green

We are the queer
We are the *****
Ammunition
In the class war
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It's not the right time to be sober
Now the idiots have taken over
Spreading like a social cancer, is there an answer?

Mensa membership conceding
Tell me why and how are all the stupid people breeding
Watson, it's really elementary
The industrial revolution
Has flipped the bitch on evolution
The benevolent and wise are being thwarted, ostracized, what a bummer
The world keeps getting dumber
Insensitivity is standard and faith is being fancied over reason

Darwin's rolling over in his coffin
The fittest are surviving much less often
Now everything seems to be reversing, and it's worsening
Someone flopped a steamer in the gene pool
Now angry mob mentality's no longer the exception, it's the rule
And I'm starting to feel a lot like Charlton Heston
Stranded on a primate planet
Apes and orangutans that ran it to the ground
With generals and the armies that obeyed them
Followers following fables
Philosophies that enable them to rule without regard

There's no point for democracy when ignorance is celebrated
Political scientists get the same one vote as some Arkansas inbred
Majority rule, don't work in mental institutions
Sometimes the smallest softest voice carries the grand biggest solutions

What are we left with?
A nation of god-fearing pregnant nationalists
Who feel it's their duty to populate the homeland
Pass on traditions
How to get ahead religions
And prosperity via simpleton culture
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Old 12-04-2011, 09:13 PM
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^Post song title/band plz?
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Old 12-05-2011, 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Gearhead_318
^Post song title/band plz?
NoFX, The Decline and The Idiots are Taking Over.
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Old 12-05-2011, 12:42 PM
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thanks Lars, one could have used the google search engine too.


now with video:







this one's for Gearhead:

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Old 12-05-2011, 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Pitlab77
Whats wrong with that. The problem is not having kids, the problem is not supporting them.
Sarcasm man, read the message I posted before.

You and anyone else is allowed to have as many kids as you can support or willingly have. I make no claims for limitation on childbearing, as long as you are happy.

This chick can't even support herself.
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Old 12-05-2011, 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Track
This chick can't even support herself.
Yes she can . . . and that's the problem.
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Old 12-06-2011, 05:52 PM
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Mighter.


texas mom shoots self, kids after welfare standoff
dec 6 01:23 pm us/eastern

laredo, texas (ap) - a mother who had been denied welfare benefits killed herself and shot her two children after a seven-hour standoff at a government social services office, police said.

The children, a 10-year-old boy and a 12-year-old girl, were in critical condition tuesday, laredo police investigator joe baeza said.

The standoff began around 5 p.m. Monday afternoon. Baeza said the woman was speaking with two employees when she pulled out a gun and said she wanted to speak to a supervisor. When the supervisor arrived, he convinced her to let the employees go in exchange for keeping him.

Meanwhile, about 25 other people were moved to safety, police said.

Police negotiators stayed on the phone with the woman throughout the evening, but she kept hanging up. She let the supervisor go unharmed around 7:45, but stayed inside the office with her children. After hanging up the phone around 11:45, police heard three shots, and a swat team entered the building. Inside, they found her body and her two wounded children.

The 38-year-old woman had recently moved to the area from zanesville, ohio, about 30 miles east of columbus, baeza said. She told negotiators about a litany of complaints against state and federal government agencies. It sounded like she had been denied services several months ago, baeza said, but it wasn't clear what specifically triggered monday's standoff.

"this wasn't like a knee-jerk reaction," baeza said, adding that the woman felt she was owed restitution of some sort.

The children were "very critical" and unconscious when taken from the scene, he said. Their names, along with the name of the woman, were not released by police.
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The money has been taken from me at the point of a gun. It's about time the welfare office got a chance to feel it too.

I could have pissed fire the first time I saw them advertising on TV that not enough people were taking advantage of food stamps. They were spending my money buying motherfucking advertising to get more deadbeats to take my money so that welfare departments could justify their existence. **** 'em. **** 'em all.
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not enough?!

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Originally Posted by viperormiata
Take for example my friend...
And I bet she was married, so it was completely right to have sex in the first place. (Note sarcasm)
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Reminds me of Idiocracy
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This is not about religion. Politics and Religion is not to be mixed, ever. Being married and / or a faithful Catholic, Protestant, Muslim, Hindu, Budist or a member of the high Lords holy butt-pokers church says nothing about your parenting skills, or your financial situation. I don’t care who you are or what you believe in: Don’t make a baby until you can take care of it.

People have been having sex without making babes for thousands of years. It really isn't that hard.
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falcon punch. works everytime.
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