Has anyone looked at Synapse Engineering?
11-06-2009, 01:57 PM
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Hustler, at least you answered part or my origional question, I am so glad you learned how to read.
As for the f***face, thinking I can't get a woman, etc.... Well, for fun I AM CALLING YOU OUT again. Why? b/c you know nothing about me, as I know nothing about you except for your inability to answer a person's question when they are seeking answers, and your propensity toward being a total jerk on a public forum. You are gonna get in my head? Sounds like you want in my ***. But, you aren't capable of either, here is why:
A. I have seen plenty of people like you, in person and on the net.... never in my life have they been able to "get in my head".
B. I am not a ------.
You seem to be one of those people who get their rocks off on giving uneducated/unbacked opinions or throwing snide remarks b/c you are probably an idiot that would cower from an intellectual conversation/debate or physical confrontation.
Thank you very much, you have brightened my day with your shining example of stupidity.
As for the f***face, thinking I can't get a woman, etc.... Well, for fun I AM CALLING YOU OUT again. Why? b/c you know nothing about me, as I know nothing about you except for your inability to answer a person's question when they are seeking answers, and your propensity toward being a total jerk on a public forum. You are gonna get in my head? Sounds like you want in my ***. But, you aren't capable of either, here is why:
A. I have seen plenty of people like you, in person and on the net.... never in my life have they been able to "get in my head".
B. I am not a ------.
You seem to be one of those people who get their rocks off on giving uneducated/unbacked opinions or throwing snide remarks b/c you are probably an idiot that would cower from an intellectual conversation/debate or physical confrontation.
Thank you very much, you have brightened my day with your shining example of stupidity.
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11-06-2009, 06:50 PM
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A few months ago when I was in Cancun, I was quite happily swimming around with the dolphins when she suddenly decided to grab my foot with her genital slit. Dolphins have very muscular vaginal orifices, and can use these muscles to manipulate objects and carry them. I stayed still for a while, to see if she was just playing, but she continued to ********** against my foot, and in the light of the torch I sometimes carry, I could see that her slit had become very pink and had swelled as well. She was aroused!
So, I started to back-paddle with my hands towards a small beached area, partially submerged in the water. A couple of times she pulled me forward into the deeper water, but eventually I got my self to the shallows. I dislodged my foot (Being careful not to pull too hard), and took her gently by a pectoral fin and rubbed her belly just to aclimatize her, I guess. She immediately rolled belly up and started doing pelvic thrusts against the palm of my hand. It was unmistakebly erotic, and by now I was fully aroused.
I stripped off my shorts, and gently pulled her into the shallows until she was lying on her side, her belly facing towards me, half submerged in the water. I nestled myself belly to belly against her, and pressed my member against her genital slit. She immediately arched her body against mine, and took me inside her body, initiating a quick series of muscular contractions with her vaginal muscles. I wrapped my left arm around her body and just held her close while she manipulated me inside her body, until I climaxed barely 2 minutes later. Surprisingly, her body also shuddered against mine, and we spent the next 5 or so minutes just lying together in the shallows, holding each other, enjoying our company and revelling in the fact that we had shared something special together, something very few people can claim to have done.
I do not brag about this though. It is not something you can brag about, since it not only is demeaning to the act, but it destroys the purpose of the act as well; to express affection, and trust. I only consent to those dolphins who ask. As a result, I have mated only three times. Each time was memorable and special, because each time it was something we both wanted to share with each other. Sex, for me, is just another, albeit powerful, expression of affection and trust. I wouldn't engage any other animal, though; it is not my attraction. But there is little I wouldn't do for a dolphin.
So, I started to back-paddle with my hands towards a small beached area, partially submerged in the water. A couple of times she pulled me forward into the deeper water, but eventually I got my self to the shallows. I dislodged my foot (Being careful not to pull too hard), and took her gently by a pectoral fin and rubbed her belly just to aclimatize her, I guess. She immediately rolled belly up and started doing pelvic thrusts against the palm of my hand. It was unmistakebly erotic, and by now I was fully aroused.
I stripped off my shorts, and gently pulled her into the shallows until she was lying on her side, her belly facing towards me, half submerged in the water. I nestled myself belly to belly against her, and pressed my member against her genital slit. She immediately arched her body against mine, and took me inside her body, initiating a quick series of muscular contractions with her vaginal muscles. I wrapped my left arm around her body and just held her close while she manipulated me inside her body, until I climaxed barely 2 minutes later. Surprisingly, her body also shuddered against mine, and we spent the next 5 or so minutes just lying together in the shallows, holding each other, enjoying our company and revelling in the fact that we had shared something special together, something very few people can claim to have done.
I do not brag about this though. It is not something you can brag about, since it not only is demeaning to the act, but it destroys the purpose of the act as well; to express affection, and trust. I only consent to those dolphins who ask. As a result, I have mated only three times. Each time was memorable and special, because each time it was something we both wanted to share with each other. Sex, for me, is just another, albeit powerful, expression of affection and trust. I wouldn't engage any other animal, though; it is not my attraction. But there is little I wouldn't do for a dolphin.
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11-07-2009, 05:55 AM
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Mystery Solved!
So one night I’m walking along the beach, just thinking about things, thinking about Sarah, you know, just life in general, when I notice ahead of me a couple frolicking in the surf. They’re lying there and from where I was standing I couldn’t really get a good idea, you know, ‘cause it’s dark, but it looks to me like they’re screwing. I watch them for a few moments before deciding to head back home, you know, ‘cause I don’t want to startle them or anything. But as I was about to turn back I hear this strange noise. This loud, high-pitched squeaking noise. [he mimics the noise].
It’s then that I realize that something’s wrong with the whole picture. I look at them again and it’s just wrong. Like the hair on the back of my neck just stood up instantly. Like I just knew, you know? Something was just clearly wrong with this. So I start walking toward them. Small steps. Not very fast. I stay kind of low, hunkered down a bit. And I get closer. And closer. And closer. And then I see.
I see what’s going on. I see what’s wrong. It’s a man, all right, yup. And he’s *******, yup. That much I got right. But he wasn’t ******* a woman. He wasn’t even ******* a human. Dude’s ******* a dolphin. A dolphin! I swear to God. I swear on my mother’s grave, this dude was ******* a ******* dolphin. And I mean he was into it. They were both into it. The dolphin was really riding him, probably giving the dude the **** of his life. A dolphin. And then, then it sees me. The dolphin. It sees me. It looks right at me. It’s looking at me and it’s still screwing the guy. It never slows down. In fact it speeds up. And the guy starts moaning, louder and louder until finally I guess he shoots his load inside the dolphin and the dolphin’s still looking at me and it convulses a few times and then the guy pulls out of it. Then he sees me for the first time and his eyes just go wide, then he gets up and takes off running down the beach. He’s running off, butt naked, and the dolphin’s just laying there looking at me and making those squeaky noises. Then it lets a wave carry it deeper into the ocean and it’s gone.
Holy ****, it was Hustler
It’s then that I realize that something’s wrong with the whole picture. I look at them again and it’s just wrong. Like the hair on the back of my neck just stood up instantly. Like I just knew, you know? Something was just clearly wrong with this. So I start walking toward them. Small steps. Not very fast. I stay kind of low, hunkered down a bit. And I get closer. And closer. And closer. And then I see.
I see what’s going on. I see what’s wrong. It’s a man, all right, yup. And he’s *******, yup. That much I got right. But he wasn’t ******* a woman. He wasn’t even ******* a human. Dude’s ******* a dolphin. A dolphin! I swear to God. I swear on my mother’s grave, this dude was ******* a ******* dolphin. And I mean he was into it. They were both into it. The dolphin was really riding him, probably giving the dude the **** of his life. A dolphin. And then, then it sees me. The dolphin. It sees me. It looks right at me. It’s looking at me and it’s still screwing the guy. It never slows down. In fact it speeds up. And the guy starts moaning, louder and louder until finally I guess he shoots his load inside the dolphin and the dolphin’s still looking at me and it convulses a few times and then the guy pulls out of it. Then he sees me for the first time and his eyes just go wide, then he gets up and takes off running down the beach. He’s running off, butt naked, and the dolphin’s just laying there looking at me and making those squeaky noises. Then it lets a wave carry it deeper into the ocean and it’s gone.
Holy ****, it was Hustler
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11-29-2009, 01:09 AM
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Hustler,
What is so terribly wrong in your life that makes you act the way you do on this forum. When you actually answer a question, it seems to me that you're an intelligent guy that has a lot of valuable information to share.
Instead of sharing your knowledge you waste your time e-thugging, putting everyone down in vile and truly sick and perverted ways, provoking them to anger, which they often regret later, from your homophobic insults to breaking into an interesting thread with your incredibly perverted "stories" that are so disturbing, on so many levels that I can't even fathom how you can come up with such filth.
Your posts put this site in danger of being shut down because the stuff you write is on a site that is public and available to minors, which is in violation of Federal Internet laws. Some day you're going to tick off the wrong person and they'll file a report which will get the FBI investigating this site and they'll shut it down, which will deprive the Miata community of a very valuable resource.
Honestly, I feel real pity for a man that needs to spew such filth on a forum filled with so many well informed and knowledgeable people that are willing to patiently answer even a noobs silly question, or generously give an opinion or tested results on one product or another, and enter into serious and informative debates, like intelligent, mature adults.
I can't even imagine what horrible things must have happened in your life to have turned you into such a sick, bitter man, who's life is filled with such darkness and pain that you have to act like this, online and anonymously, because you can't get it out any other way.
I hope that some day you will find a way out of the lonely, painful darkness you must be living in, and see what a wonderful world we live in, and join humanity in the celebration of life that we have all been given.
it's up to you to choose how you want to live, in pain and darkness, or in joy and thanksgiving, but it seems to me to be an easy choice
What is so terribly wrong in your life that makes you act the way you do on this forum. When you actually answer a question, it seems to me that you're an intelligent guy that has a lot of valuable information to share.
Instead of sharing your knowledge you waste your time e-thugging, putting everyone down in vile and truly sick and perverted ways, provoking them to anger, which they often regret later, from your homophobic insults to breaking into an interesting thread with your incredibly perverted "stories" that are so disturbing, on so many levels that I can't even fathom how you can come up with such filth.
Your posts put this site in danger of being shut down because the stuff you write is on a site that is public and available to minors, which is in violation of Federal Internet laws. Some day you're going to tick off the wrong person and they'll file a report which will get the FBI investigating this site and they'll shut it down, which will deprive the Miata community of a very valuable resource.
Honestly, I feel real pity for a man that needs to spew such filth on a forum filled with so many well informed and knowledgeable people that are willing to patiently answer even a noobs silly question, or generously give an opinion or tested results on one product or another, and enter into serious and informative debates, like intelligent, mature adults.
I can't even imagine what horrible things must have happened in your life to have turned you into such a sick, bitter man, who's life is filled with such darkness and pain that you have to act like this, online and anonymously, because you can't get it out any other way.
I hope that some day you will find a way out of the lonely, painful darkness you must be living in, and see what a wonderful world we live in, and join humanity in the celebration of life that we have all been given.
it's up to you to choose how you want to live, in pain and darkness, or in joy and thanksgiving, but it seems to me to be an easy choice
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11-29-2009, 01:24 AM
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Oh ****, here we go again.
Are your trying to bait him?
If so you'll probably be successful, but other wise your only going to make it worse. Strange that some with only 9 post is so familiar with him. Me thinks someone is just out to start some crap.
If your not trying to bait him delete your post and send him a PM.
Are your trying to bait him?
If so you'll probably be successful, but other wise your only going to make it worse. Strange that some with only 9 post is so familiar with him. Me thinks someone is just out to start some crap.If your not trying to bait him delete your post and send him a PM.
Hustler,
What is so terribly wrong in your life that makes you act the way you do on this forum. When you actually answer a question, it seems to me that you're an intelligent guy that has a lot of valuable information to share.
Instead of sharing your knowledge you waste your time e-thugging, putting everyone down in vile and truly sick and perverted ways, provoking them to anger, which they often regret later, from your homophobic insults to breaking into an interesting thread with your incredibly perverted "stories" that are so disturbing, on so many levels that I can't even fathom how you can come up with such filth.
Your posts put this site in danger of being shut down because the stuff you write is on a site that is public and available to minors, which is in violation of Federal Internet laws. Some day you're going to tick off the wrong person and they'll file a report which will get the FBI investigating this site and they'll shut it down, which will deprive the Miata community of a very valuable resource.
Honestly, I feel real pity for a man that needs to spew such filth on a forum filled with so many well informed and knowledgeable people that are willing to patiently answer even a noobs silly question, or generously give an opinion or tested results on one product or another, and enter into serious and informative debates, like intelligent, mature adults.
I can't even imagine what horrible things must have happened in your life to have turned you into such a sick, bitter man, who's life is filled with such darkness and pain that you have to act like this, online and anonymously, because you can't get it out any other way.
I hope that some day you will find a way out of the lonely, painful darkness you must be living in, and see what a wonderful world we live in, and join humanity in the celebration of life that we have all been given.
it's up to you to choose how you want to live, in pain and darkness, or in joy and thanksgiving, but it seems to me to be an easy choice
What is so terribly wrong in your life that makes you act the way you do on this forum. When you actually answer a question, it seems to me that you're an intelligent guy that has a lot of valuable information to share.
Instead of sharing your knowledge you waste your time e-thugging, putting everyone down in vile and truly sick and perverted ways, provoking them to anger, which they often regret later, from your homophobic insults to breaking into an interesting thread with your incredibly perverted "stories" that are so disturbing, on so many levels that I can't even fathom how you can come up with such filth.
Your posts put this site in danger of being shut down because the stuff you write is on a site that is public and available to minors, which is in violation of Federal Internet laws. Some day you're going to tick off the wrong person and they'll file a report which will get the FBI investigating this site and they'll shut it down, which will deprive the Miata community of a very valuable resource.
Honestly, I feel real pity for a man that needs to spew such filth on a forum filled with so many well informed and knowledgeable people that are willing to patiently answer even a noobs silly question, or generously give an opinion or tested results on one product or another, and enter into serious and informative debates, like intelligent, mature adults.
I can't even imagine what horrible things must have happened in your life to have turned you into such a sick, bitter man, who's life is filled with such darkness and pain that you have to act like this, online and anonymously, because you can't get it out any other way.
I hope that some day you will find a way out of the lonely, painful darkness you must be living in, and see what a wonderful world we live in, and join humanity in the celebration of life that we have all been given.
it's up to you to choose how you want to live, in pain and darkness, or in joy and thanksgiving, but it seems to me to be an easy choice
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11-29-2009, 01:27 AM
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Strange but Funny!
So one night I’m walking along the beach, just thinking about things, thinking about Sarah, you know, just life in general, when I notice ahead of me a couple frolicking in the surf. They’re lying there and from where I was standing I couldn’t really get a good idea, you know, ‘cause it’s dark, but it looks to me like they’re screwing. I watch them for a few moments before deciding to head back home, you know, ‘cause I don’t want to startle them or anything. But as I was about to turn back I hear this strange noise. This loud, high-pitched squeaking noise. [he mimics the noise].
It’s then that I realize that something’s wrong with the whole picture. I look at them again and it’s just wrong. Like the hair on the back of my neck just stood up instantly. Like I just knew, you know? Something was just clearly wrong with this. So I start walking toward them. Small steps. Not very fast. I stay kind of low, hunkered down a bit. And I get closer. And closer. And closer. And then I see.
I see what’s going on. I see what’s wrong. It’s a man, all right, yup. And he’s *******, yup. That much I got right. But he wasn’t ******* a woman. He wasn’t even ******* a human. Dude’s ******* a dolphin. A dolphin! I swear to God. I swear on my mother’s grave, this dude was ******* a ******* dolphin. And I mean he was into it. They were both into it. The dolphin was really riding him, probably giving the dude the **** of his life. A dolphin. And then, then it sees me. The dolphin. It sees me. It looks right at me. It’s looking at me and it’s still screwing the guy. It never slows down. In fact it speeds up. And the guy starts moaning, louder and louder until finally I guess he shoots his load inside the dolphin and the dolphin’s still looking at me and it convulses a few times and then the guy pulls out of it. Then he sees me for the first time and his eyes just go wide, then he gets up and takes off running down the beach. He’s running off, butt naked, and the dolphin’s just laying there looking at me and making those squeaky noises. Then it lets a wave carry it deeper into the ocean and it’s gone.
Holy ****, it was Hustler
It’s then that I realize that something’s wrong with the whole picture. I look at them again and it’s just wrong. Like the hair on the back of my neck just stood up instantly. Like I just knew, you know? Something was just clearly wrong with this. So I start walking toward them. Small steps. Not very fast. I stay kind of low, hunkered down a bit. And I get closer. And closer. And closer. And then I see.
I see what’s going on. I see what’s wrong. It’s a man, all right, yup. And he’s *******, yup. That much I got right. But he wasn’t ******* a woman. He wasn’t even ******* a human. Dude’s ******* a dolphin. A dolphin! I swear to God. I swear on my mother’s grave, this dude was ******* a ******* dolphin. And I mean he was into it. They were both into it. The dolphin was really riding him, probably giving the dude the **** of his life. A dolphin. And then, then it sees me. The dolphin. It sees me. It looks right at me. It’s looking at me and it’s still screwing the guy. It never slows down. In fact it speeds up. And the guy starts moaning, louder and louder until finally I guess he shoots his load inside the dolphin and the dolphin’s still looking at me and it convulses a few times and then the guy pulls out of it. Then he sees me for the first time and his eyes just go wide, then he gets up and takes off running down the beach. He’s running off, butt naked, and the dolphin’s just laying there looking at me and making those squeaky noises. Then it lets a wave carry it deeper into the ocean and it’s gone.
Holy ****, it was Hustler
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11-29-2009, 01:29 AM
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Hustler,
What is so terribly wrong in your life that makes you act the way you do on this forum. When you actually answer a question, it seems to me that you're an intelligent guy that has a lot of valuable information to share.
Instead of sharing your knowledge you waste your time e-thugging, putting everyone down in vile and truly sick and perverted ways, provoking them to anger, which they often regret later, from your homophobic insults to breaking into an interesting thread with your incredibly perverted "stories" that are so disturbing, on so many levels that I can't even fathom how you can come up with such filth.
Your posts put this site in danger of being shut down because the stuff you write is on a site that is public and available to minors, which is in violation of Federal Internet laws. Some day you're going to tick off the wrong person and they'll file a report which will get the FBI investigating this site and they'll shut it down, which will deprive the Miata community of a very valuable resource.
Honestly, I feel real pity for a man that needs to spew such filth on a forum filled with so many well informed and knowledgeable people that are willing to patiently answer even a noobs silly question, or generously give an opinion or tested results on one product or another, and enter into serious and informative debates, like intelligent, mature adults.
I can't even imagine what horrible things must have happened in your life to have turned you into such a sick, bitter man, who's life is filled with such darkness and pain that you have to act like this, online and anonymously, because you can't get it out any other way.
I hope that some day you will find a way out of the lonely, painful darkness you must be living in, and see what a wonderful world we live in, and join humanity in the celebration of life that we have all been given.
it's up to you to choose how you want to live, in pain and darkness, or in joy and thanksgiving, but it seems to me to be an easy choice
What is so terribly wrong in your life that makes you act the way you do on this forum. When you actually answer a question, it seems to me that you're an intelligent guy that has a lot of valuable information to share.
Instead of sharing your knowledge you waste your time e-thugging, putting everyone down in vile and truly sick and perverted ways, provoking them to anger, which they often regret later, from your homophobic insults to breaking into an interesting thread with your incredibly perverted "stories" that are so disturbing, on so many levels that I can't even fathom how you can come up with such filth.
Your posts put this site in danger of being shut down because the stuff you write is on a site that is public and available to minors, which is in violation of Federal Internet laws. Some day you're going to tick off the wrong person and they'll file a report which will get the FBI investigating this site and they'll shut it down, which will deprive the Miata community of a very valuable resource.
Honestly, I feel real pity for a man that needs to spew such filth on a forum filled with so many well informed and knowledgeable people that are willing to patiently answer even a noobs silly question, or generously give an opinion or tested results on one product or another, and enter into serious and informative debates, like intelligent, mature adults.
I can't even imagine what horrible things must have happened in your life to have turned you into such a sick, bitter man, who's life is filled with such darkness and pain that you have to act like this, online and anonymously, because you can't get it out any other way.
I hope that some day you will find a way out of the lonely, painful darkness you must be living in, and see what a wonderful world we live in, and join humanity in the celebration of life that we have all been given.
it's up to you to choose how you want to live, in pain and darkness, or in joy and thanksgiving, but it seems to me to be an easy choice
BLASPHEME AGAINST HUSTLER!
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11-29-2009, 01:55 AM
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I was being sincere, what was in that post besides compassion and sadness that someone is wasting their ability to contribute what seems to be a considerable amount of knowledge? I'm not trying to bait him or start some crap, I just think it's sad that he wastes his time instead of sharing his experience. Forgive me for trying to reach out to someone that seems so bitter and unhappy.
I've been lurking on this site for years, how could anyone NOT know him, I mean it's even on the denoob page.
I've been lurking on this site for years, how could anyone NOT know him, I mean it's even on the denoob page.
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11-29-2009, 02:07 AM
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Your posts put this site in danger of being shut down because the stuff you write is on a site that is public and available to minors, which is in violation of Federal Internet laws. Some day you're going to tick off the wrong person and they'll file a report which will get the FBI investigating this site and they'll shut it down, which will deprive the Miata community of a very valuable resource.
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11-29-2009, 02:15 AM
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I was being sincere, what was in that post besides compassion and sadness that someone is wasting their ability to contribute what seems to be a considerable amount of knowledge? I'm not trying to bait him or start some crap, I just think it's sad that he wastes his time instead of sharing his experience. Forgive me for trying to reach out to someone that seems so bitter and unhappy.
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11-29-2009, 04:29 AM
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lol this forum is rediculous synapse is a great company and they make quality products i've personally been to their shop here in california. just because ur cheap and run chinese **** on ur 500 dollar miata doesnt mean you can rag on people who want to do a quality build with good products like garret, tial, synapse, etc.
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11-29-2009, 04:36 AM
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THANK GOD This thread is back! It has delivered comedy several times in the past, now it's back for more. Even though it was a poor attempt to stir the pot and get Hustler wound up. The other few times this thread was active it was funnier.
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11-29-2009, 07:07 AM
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NA6C-Guy,
Just looked at your car on cardomain, some really nice mods. The black finish panel and spoiler looks very cool, more subtle than I would have thought, but, again a cool, unique look. Great idea for the door sills, I hate looking at mine every time I get in my car, I think I'm going to steal that idea if you don't mind, and the truck bed paint should really hold up well.
Didn't mean to hijack this thread, now back to the the regularly scheduled broadcast.
Just looked at your car on cardomain, some really nice mods. The black finish panel and spoiler looks very cool, more subtle than I would have thought, but, again a cool, unique look. Great idea for the door sills, I hate looking at mine every time I get in my car, I think I'm going to steal that idea if you don't mind, and the truck bed paint should really hold up well.
Didn't mean to hijack this thread, now back to the the regularly scheduled broadcast.
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