Acura guy pwned
#21
Everywhere I look the gene-pool is compromised. I have two very good friend's who are married and one is still an illegal alien. His wife is an educated culinair, she cleans, she is pretty advanced in bed from what I hear, she makes decent money...and he gets to stay at home and paint. Suddenly however he's confided in me that he may or may not be cheating on her, and he's still illegal...I can't possibly bring myself to tell her. Idiots like this guy need to go away...hopefully she'll call INS.
#30
they will check up on you. i had a buddy first got a computer back in the day told him to watch it. month later he was out of the house and getting divorced he didn't delete his viewing history or cookies.
well he got busted looking at **** not just any **** the really really nasty **** bestailty scat ect... needless she wigged out and dumped his *** she was a little hottie to. the bestiality sent her over the edge
#31
your serious right? they will check your email go through the history ect... find out if your banging some chick or a far far worse fate buying unknown turbo parts for your car.
they will check up on you. i had a buddy first got a computer back in the day told him to watch it. month later he was out of the house and getting divorced he didn't delete his viewing history or cookies.
well he got busted looking at **** not just any **** the really really nasty **** bestailty scat ect... needless she wigged out and dumped his *** she was a little hottie to. the bestiality sent her over the edge
they will check up on you. i had a buddy first got a computer back in the day told him to watch it. month later he was out of the house and getting divorced he didn't delete his viewing history or cookies.
well he got busted looking at **** not just any **** the really really nasty **** bestailty scat ect... needless she wigged out and dumped his *** she was a little hottie to. the bestiality sent her over the edge
I saw a man get fucked by a horse once. All I can say is that, he, indeed, took it like a man. He died soon after. I still have
#36
I just caught this ****...
One day you guys will understand. And I hope you marry mexican (or in buffon's case: Cuban) women so you can learn what marital hell is firsthand.
Seriously though, when things are good, they're good, but when she goes off the deep end watch out for flying toothbrushes and end tables. It's like being on an estrogen powered roller coaster sometimes.
I should stop badmouthing her on the forum, but it keeps me from telling her what I really think. Women prefer that you lie to them about how great they are. If they knew the truth (or at least heard it) their heads would explode.
#39
Rule #1: Never leave your laptop lying around. Especially if you're still logged into all your ****.
Rule #2: Never laeave your cell phone lying around. Especially if you're still logged into all your ****.
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Rule #2: Never laeave your cell phone lying around. Especially if you're still logged into all your ****.
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