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Old 03-03-2010, 02:21 AM
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I need to become the Alpha male in the condo where I live. My neighbors don't take care of their dogs and I want to lay the hammer down because the douche pickles don't let the dogs out. ******* let the dogs bark until I'm ready to ******* strangle the assfags.

The problem is that I drive a Miata. What kind of man would take a guy serious who drives a Miata?

Any advice is appreciated!
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Old 03-03-2010, 02:23 AM
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Buy a drum set. Profit.

or rat poison...
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Buy a drum set. Profit.
That good stuff.
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**** a drum set.

Bagpipes.
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**** bagpipes. get a kilt and a grizzly beard.
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Add 70 pounds of muscle and a beard.

If you already got that, get a bagpipe.
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you can't change the rules of nature, if you want to become the alpha male you need to kill the current alpha male or at leat **** his wife
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It helps when you have the disdain for all other humans.
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Try one of these:

Professional Stop Dog Bark Control Trainer - Barking Controllers - StacksAndStacks.com

Or bang the dudes wife.
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look @ condo agreement for "noise" violations

post copy of said agreemend on their front door with "noise" area highlighted

leave your name and contact number along with the following line:

"within 48 hours, please notify me of the action which will be taken within the next 7 days to permanently correct this violation. if the issue is not resolved within 7 days, further steps will be required"

Do you know the difference between a man who drives a Miata, and a man who drives an F-350?

One of them is compensating for something

Edit: And bang the dudes wife as well
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Read your condo docs about animals, and complain to the board about any violations.
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Originally Posted by Braineack
Read your condo docs about animals, and complain to the board about any violations.
This post was about how to be the alpha, not to be a little ***** and whine to the board about "violations". The only thing that should be violated is the butt-hole of the jerks wife. Man up and take care of business.
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Next time you see the guy, pull out your *******, hit him with it, and then ********** into his eye.
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Originally Posted by the_man
Next time you see the guy, pull out your *******, hit him with it, and then ********** into his eye.
Let him know where you're cumming from...
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WTF, double tap...
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Just think, WWCND.
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Originally Posted by thymer
This post was about how to be the alpha, not to be a little ***** and whine to the board about "violations". The only thing that should be violated is the butt-hole of the jerks wife. Man up and take care of business.
I prefer not to use the methods of organized Unions for negotiations.
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Originally Posted by FRT_Fun
Just think, WWCND.
For staters, he sure as hell wouldn't be driving a Miata.
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