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12-11-2010, 02:06 AM
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I just took a **** and while I was pissing (only wearing underwear) I looked down and was checking out my feet. I realized that if there is a god and if there is a creator that actually had an education in science; then there's no reason that humans should have hand similar feet. If your feet were in fact hand similar, than aside from walking on them, you should also be able to grab onto a bar as if you grabbed it with your hand(s). I can't do curl ups with my feet like I can do with my hands, so where is the engineering in that?
As progressed as we as humans our, why can't we realize that we got this way on our own? Perhaps this will give us some leadway as to better ourselves and our prosperity?
As progressed as we as humans our, why can't we realize that we got this way on our own? Perhaps this will give us some leadway as to better ourselves and our prosperity?
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12-11-2010, 03:17 AM
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I just took a **** and while I was pissing (only wearing underwear) I looked down and was checking out my feet. I realized that if there is a god and if there is a creator that actually had an education in science; then there's no reason that humans should have hand similar feet. If your feet were in fact hand similar, than aside from walking on them, you should also be able to grab onto a bar as if you grabbed it with your hand(s). I can't do curl ups with my feet like I can do with my hands, so where is the engineering in that?
As progressed as we as humans our, why can't we realize that we got this way on our own? Perhaps this will give us some leadway as to better ourselves and our prosperity?
As progressed as we as humans our, why can't we realize that we got this way on our own? Perhaps this will give us some leadway as to better ourselves and our prosperity?
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12-11-2010, 03:43 AM
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We are designed to run and jump on the ground, not climb trees. If we had the same manipulative ability in our feet as we do in our hands, we'd break our feet, a lot. Have you tried walking on your hands for an extended period of time? It just doesn't work.
We are designed to run and jump on the ground, not climb trees. If we had the same manipulative ability in our feet as we do in our hands, we'd break our feet, a lot. Have you tried walking on your hands for an extended period of time? It just doesn't work.
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12-11-2010, 03:51 AM
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We probably did have hand like feet able to grasp limbs and climb like monkeys, until we needed to get on the ground and be able to run upright to see predators over the grass, and whatever evolutionary reasons there are.
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12-11-2010, 09:57 AM
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Do it again this weekend! There should be a MT.net drunk post contest. Scores could be based on creativity, amount of alcohol consumed, etc. I was tuned up, but I still can spell 1/2 decent unless I'm like double seein **** faced.
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