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Old 11-01-2008, 06:43 PM   #1
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So Im driving to fedex location 10 minutes ago on a 35mph residential street. It is raining pretty hard, and everyone is going slower than usual (cali drivers are even worse in rain).
Out of the blue this silver 99ish bmw 740il pulls out sideways about 30-40 feet in front of me spinning its wheels in the process. Im in my wife's civic hybrid, so just to be safe I slow down and keep about 50-60 feet between us. We stop at a stoplight and he takes off normal and slow, not 20 feet later he decides to floor it: the wheels start spinning violently, "holy **** this will be interesting" flashes through my head while the bimmer starts fishtailing while still picking up speed.
The fishtailing gets worse.
He finally cant control it, spins out, and goes about 50 into the side wall (made out of cinderblocks and cement. Hits it head on. Knocks down about 10 feet of wall, his front end is gone at his point, bounces off and keeps spinning around finally hitting it again this time with his drivers side quarter panel. another 5 feet of wall is down. car is going up in steam and smoke, pretty much everything front and back of the doors is gone.
I pull over, jump out and run to the car as do others. Two teenage guys jump out in leather jackets, eyes so red you almost cant see pupils. A strong overwhelming weed smells follows them out.

"you guys alright?"

one stares at me for about 20 seconds

"umm, y...ya..yaa ya we're alright"

"alright then"

I get in the car and drive away as fire trucks and police start pulling up.

long story short: buttsecks and weed dont go well together especially in the rain

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Old 11-01-2008, 06:49 PM   #2
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when I used to smoke I drove like a ******* grandma when I was high. Idiots.
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Old 11-01-2008, 07:07 PM   #3
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That's what they get..

People were so slow on the roads here, and it was barely even sprinkling! Hopefully it won't rain for long..
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No more DL for that douche.
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