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Old 02-02-2010, 11:47 AM
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California Love Story

A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.
After having great sex ... She spent the next
half-hour just rubbing his ********* ...
Something she really loved to do.
As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked,
"Why do you love doing that so much?"



"Because . . .", she Replied . . .






"I Really Miss Mine."
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Old 02-02-2010, 11:48 AM
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nope.
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whys you gotta pick on california?
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Originally Posted by y8s
whys you gotta pick on california?
whys do you care anymore? You couldn't live farther from there right now.

But to answer your question, I'm lazy and it was a cut and paste.
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Reminds me of the "It's always sunny in Philly" episode where Mac is banging a tranny.
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Ok, I'll ask.

Whys you gotta pick on california?

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Because every time I go to California gays are trying to suck me.
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pick on cali all you want but im going to a lesbian bar this friday
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
Ok, I'll ask.

Whys you gotta pick on california?

Originally Posted by Stein
But to answer your question, I'm lazy and it was a cut and paste.
Cut and paste of my cut and paste answer of my cut and paste joke.
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
Ok, I'll ask.

Whys you gotta pick on california?


...because it's easy.
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there's lesbian and gay bars on capitol hill in DC...

i'll be in california in two days.

and hustler, stop dressing like the gays and they wont show you where the glory hole is anymore.
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Originally Posted by y8s
there's lesbian and gay bars on capitol hill in DC...

i'll be in california in two days.

and hustler, stop dressing like the gays and they wont show you where the glory hole is anymore.
do they have a bunch of REALLY hot chicks dancing on top of a bar half naked?

where in cali are you going to be? if you are around west la or west hollywood - pm me and we can go grab some drinks.
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I'm flying into LAX and driving to san diego, but my time is spoken for.
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When I was in Cali we (my classmates and I) all called it جمهورية كاليفورنيا الشعبية , or "The People's Republic of California".

Good joke.
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Originally Posted by kotomile
When I was in Cali we (my classmates and I) all called it جمهورية كاليفورنيا الشعبية , or "The People's Republic of California".

Good joke.
we call santa monica city "The People's Republic of Santa Monica" because of all the stupid rules they have
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Originally Posted by y8s

and hustler, stop dressing like the gays and they wont show you where the glory hole is anymore.
you're not referring to his scarf are you? **** was CASHmere.
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Originally Posted by kotomile
When I was in Cali we (my classmates and I) all called it جمهورية كاليفورنيا الشعبية , or "The People's Republic of California".

Good joke.
Koto, I was shocked that your quote displayed 100% on my little iphone email display. I can't imagine the fucked up keyboard you must have, 2 qwerty's, or some ****?

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you're not referring to his scarf are you? **** was CASHmere.
It must be tough to be famous like hustlefucker. I wear dirty clothes like a bum most of the time and no one gives a ****, certainly not enough to type about it, I don't think.

Edited to add: And when I drive slow like a grandmother, no one gives a **** about that, either.
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Originally Posted by y8s
whys you gotta pick on california?

It could be the 590 billion dollar debt (TX comes in 2nd at 33 billion with 20 billion in reserves), the 10.55% tax rate (TX has 0%), and the way they continue to shake money from the rich AND federal gov't while doing nothing but continue to run at a 60 billion deficit each year to allow a bunch of stoners access to pot?
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Originally Posted by Braineack
It could be the 590 billion dollar debt (TX comes in 2nd at 33 billion with 20 billion in reserves), the 10.55% tax rate (TX has 0%), and the way they continue to shake money from the rich AND federal gov't while doing nothing but continue to run at a 60 billion deficit each year to allow a bunch of stoners access to pot?
While this may be true, you have to remember that as soon as they break off and float into the pacific ocean, they are no longer a part of The USofA.
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Originally Posted by Bond
While this may be true, you have to remember that as soon as they break off and float into the pacific ocean, they are no longer a part of The USofA.
LOL.... END OF ZE WORLD!!!

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