Nissan Duck... WTF?
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Nissan Duck... WTF?
I saw the commercial for it. I heard AWD was available. Sweet. AWD Turbo sounds like fun. So I go to build my own on nissan's site. My wife says i need a sensible 4 door car. This is cheap right? So while building one I see a 6 speed manual was available. Awesome. So I switch mine to the AWD one and the only trans option is the CVT. ****, So it is either Fail Wheel Drive or Constantly Vaginal Transvestites. Awesome. **** you Nissan. You just about fucked up and made a cool car. ********. Needless to say, I wont be buying it. Also, the Legacy 6 cyl isn't available with a 6 speed. ********. This reminds me of when I heard about the awesome Genesis V8. I go to build one. The V8 isn't in the coupe. I still want the V8 then i build a coupe and i cant get a manual. All new cars know how do is fail. GHEY.
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I hate the front but i think there would be an aftermarket way of fixing it. It could have potential. 188hp 1.6 turbo with awd and a 6 speed for less than 20 would take my buy. I always tell myself i need something new and reliable. I guess I am going to have to get a real vehicle and not some electronically muddied piece of ****.
Edit: Either I am getting something new and sensible or this.
Edit: Either I am getting something new and sensible or this.
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Hadn't heard of the Juke yet.
Googled it.
Seriously? That is the car that you're pissed you can't get with a manual gearbox? I'm surprised that the in-dash tampon dispenser is an optional extra, I'd have expected it to be standard.
Googled it.
Seriously? That is the car that you're pissed you can't get with a manual gearbox? I'm surprised that the in-dash tampon dispenser is an optional extra, I'd have expected it to be standard.
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Awesome Vid. On a side note. My Superintendent has a 6spd 540 I work on. It is like a 95 or 96. That car is ******* fantastic. It is what a sedan should be. I think the Juke looks decent with the exception of the front. The ride height and those flared fenders do look great. But that is my opinion. I see potential in it. Not the pink one of course. I would buy a car in any color as long as i liked it.
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What a pile of gayness. It's almost as queer looking as the Nissan cube. I hope someone here drives either one of these and just got offended, cause guess what, the rest of the world sees you in that vehicle and says, "wow, that's the gayest thing i have ever seen. Who would drive something like that?" So don't get your panties in a bind cause of an Internet comment I just made, but perhaps be ashamed of yourself for having such bad taste.