Key Lime Daiquiri (Kool Kid Style)
1 cup sugar or splenda if you're fat
1 cup water (non-filtered)
3 ounces of Key Lime juice(real Key Limes from my yard)(fookin' hardcore!)
6 ounces rum (yes, 6)
1 ounce syrup for sweetness (bring to boil in sauce pan)
1 cup ice, crushed with you're hand
Add it all, after you boil the syrup down, and have fun. Wear a condom.
Yes, you do need a fresh iguana. This is not a joke by the way.
Nearly the same as the first recipe. PLEASE READ THE FIRST.
1. Swap the key lime juice for 2 ounces of iguana blood(heated)
2. NO SUGAR
3. Substitute Vodka for rum. Any amount is fine.
4. You can keep the syrup, if wanted. But it does taste funny with the blood if the consistency if not equal.
After all that is mixed, enjoi