hustler

iTrader: (6)

There's a bird in my office and the bitch won't go in the box!!!

I almost had it once, but it moved the box of the stand and flew away, mocking me. Bastard. I'm baiting it with a banana nut muffin and a little cup of water.

hustler

iTrader: (6)

oh, and feel free to add a caption.

lordrigamus

iTrader: (14)

12 gauge?

hustler

iTrader: (6)

too messy

18psi

iTrader: (76)

id say bb gun but 12 gauge sounds way more fun

hustler

iTrader: (6)

i prefer the battle of wits to guns.

18psi

iTrader: (76)

how about this?

y8s

iTrader: (8)

how about bait an open window with some bird deliciousness

coastertrav

I say you are craftier than I previously thought.

Doppelgänger

iTrader: (12)

now THAT'S funny.

hustler

iTrader: (6)

not an option in these confines.

hustler

iTrader: (6)

I'm going to offer some chicken tomorrow.

lordrigamus

iTrader: (14)

20 gauge? Less mess!

messiahx

iTrader: (2)

Use a fishing pole. Put the bait, or a big cricket or something on the hook and catch it that way. Or just use a BB gun.

lordrigamus

iTrader: (14)

I got it! Talk to it, Hustler, it will eventually fall asleep. Then you can grab it!

18psi

iTrader: (76)

you need to e-thug it into committing suicide

mazda/nissan

iTrader: (2)

butterfly net that bitch

bryantaylor

iTrader: (5)

bootleg version FTW!

Milton Tucker

iTrader: (2)

Sling shot, I have 103 confirmed kills on Saddam's highly trained disease carrying pigeons. After numerous complainants, and security confiscating one of my slingshots, I switched to a non lethal 160 Milliwatt 532 nanometer 100% duty cycle laser to cause permanent blindness in the dirty little bastards.

johndoe

iTrader: (5)

This went from funny to future serial killer in the making....