the dick thread (NSFW!!)
#21
I am sad hes bad. I dont necessarily like the guy, but I don't want anyone to get banned from here because...well let me give you an example of why I like this site.
(New guy asking about which turbo to run)
Noob: Hey Guys I have this turbo (insert shitty specs here) laying in my garage off of a cummins, would it be good to run or should I go ahead and buy a T25, I just dont want to send any money.
Random MT.net Member: The best way for me to explain the difference in performance between the two turbos is by giving you another scenario. Imagine running the T25 is like rubbing your manhood between two perfect breasts, now by comparison the other turbo is the equivalent of rubbing your manhood against a cheese grater while a cat scratches it.
Thats why I love this place, you get your info, you laugh your *** off (cause yall are ********), and lolcats are everywhere.
I third the motion to post the question why he was banned.
(New guy asking about which turbo to run)
Noob: Hey Guys I have this turbo (insert shitty specs here) laying in my garage off of a cummins, would it be good to run or should I go ahead and buy a T25, I just dont want to send any money.
Random MT.net Member: The best way for me to explain the difference in performance between the two turbos is by giving you another scenario. Imagine running the T25 is like rubbing your manhood between two perfect breasts, now by comparison the other turbo is the equivalent of rubbing your manhood against a cheese grater while a cat scratches it.
Thats why I love this place, you get your info, you laugh your *** off (cause yall are ********), and lolcats are everywhere.
I third the motion to post the question why he was banned.
#23
Elite Member
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 8,682
Total Cats: 130
i don't look at **** anymore so i am not going to search for dicks.
anyways, if pushy stays banned for more than two weeks i will donate $20 to mt.net
if he is unbanned but name permachanged to pushy, i will donate $20 to mt.net and $50 to the RNC
anyways, if pushy stays banned for more than two weeks i will donate $20 to mt.net
if he is unbanned but name permachanged to pushy, i will donate $20 to mt.net and $50 to the RNC
#28
Slowest Progress Ever
iTrader: (26)
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: The coal ridden hills of Pennsylvania
Posts: 6,022
Total Cats: 304
What about the one where he brags about how he actually carrys like 3 handguns at the same time and a 9mm AR?
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what about the one where he calls me a ******* retard after pretty much every thread I ever posted in?
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what about the multiple posts where he pretty much claims to have the biggest ***** in the world because he drives a Z06 vette?
Here's a riddle for everyone. What does a good post by Pusha and the title for his Z06 have in common?
He doesn't have ownership to either one.
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what about the one where he calls me a ******* retard after pretty much every thread I ever posted in?
or
what about the multiple posts where he pretty much claims to have the biggest ***** in the world because he drives a Z06 vette?
Here's a riddle for everyone. What does a good post by Pusha and the title for his Z06 have in common?
He doesn't have ownership to either one.
#36
Elite Member
iTrader: (11)
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Overland Park, Kansas
Posts: 5,360
Total Cats: 43
He told me the exact circumstances of his ban.. I laughed pretty hard at first because I thought he posted a picture of ME in here.. Turns out it was another person who has the same name as I, so guess that person didn't find it very funny? Sorry?
He really isn't as bad as people seem to make him out..
He really isn't as bad as people seem to make him out..
#37
He told me the exact circumstances of his ban.. I laughed pretty hard at first because I thought he posted a picture of ME in here.. Turns out it was another person who has the same name as I, so guess that person didn't find it very funny? Sorry?
He really isn't as bad as people seem to make him out..
He really isn't as bad as people seem to make him out..