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Old 03-16-2012, 08:26 PM
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As the title states, do you ever **** outside? I find myself needing to **** outside regularly, and just walk to one side of my house, or behind the storage shack at work, and do the deed.

So, how many of you are public urinators?
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Why would someone not want to **** in the great outdoors. If I'm in the back yard and the urge hit, you better believe I'm pissing on the nearest tree, bush or rock.
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Hell yes.
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Depends. Middle of the day, and neighbors are outside doing lawn work? Not likely. Getting dark, and I'm cleaning up after working on the car? Sure.

Besides, it messes with the cats. The next day they're all over spraying the fence line as protection against the "intruder".
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Most of the time I have to **** outside at work. Builders or homeowners usually don't get a port-o-john until the carpenters show up. Thus leaving us no choice.

I always try to be discrete, but most times I just open the door on the truck and **** downwards next to it. Its when I have to ---- and I'm working on an addition that kills me. Many of times I've had to ---- out in the woods and use leaves, hoping nobody can see me but not really giving a ---- at the same time.

At home I **** outside pretty often, thinking it helps keep the chipmunks away.

Drunk one night I had a cop pull up behind me while I was pissing on the side of the beer store. He was slightly irritated, but let me go with a warning almost laughing it off.

I guess I **** outside a lot. What made you start this thread anyways? lol
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I ****:

In the sink of people I don't like.
Outside.
In the shower.
In bottles.
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I have horrible aim, so I just revert to peeing outdoors the majority of the time. My neighbors thought it was weird at first; they're all use to it by now.
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There's not a man, woman, or child alive that does not enjoy a good **** in the great outdoors.
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I try not to **** in DC because I'm I'll probably get a ticket for it.

Great outdoors is a given though! I even took a shiт at 16'000 feet once. I'm sure it'll still there.

edit: the "Similar Threads" is awesome for this subject.
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On average, I **** outside more than I **** inside. Especially at work. At night I'll go up on the roof and **** on it if I'm afraid someone might catch me on ground level. At home I **** off my deck no matter the time of the day.
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Originally Posted by soviet
I try not to **** in DC because I'm I'll probably get a ticket for it.

Great outdoors is a given though! I even took a shiт at 16'000 feet once. I'm sure it'll still there.

edit: the "Similar Threads" is awesome for this subject.
Speaking of DC and urine, I visited there when I was like 6 and I remember as we drove in there was a man in the standing on the left side of the road, with no car, pissing towards traffic. Beautiful city.
To think, somewhere there is a middle aged black man who has no idea some guy in Ohio is telling a story about him pissing in DC on a Miata forum thread dedicated to outdoor urination.
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Me and the dog take a walk into the backyard before I go to bed every night and **** while I stare up at the stars. A real bonding experience. lol

Any man that refuses to air it out once in a while probably doesn't do it cause there is no place to sit dow while he pees.
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I was taking a **** outside while I started this thread.
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Originally Posted by soviet
edit: the "Similar Threads" is awesome for this subject.
i almost peed!


seriously, you guys who pee in city limits are savages.


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Originally Posted by soviet
I try not to **** in DC because I'm I'll probably get a ticket for it.

Great outdoors is a given though! I even took a shiт at 16'000 feet once. I'm sure it'll still there.

edit: the "Similar Threads" is awesome for this subject.
16,000"? Not in the continental US. Where? Denali? Pico?
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I'd say I **** outside at least 6 of 7 days a week on average. That said I live in the country so it's not a big deal. I step out of the shop and let it go.
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I haven't ****'d in my toilets in months. Wasteful.

Day or night. Rain or shine.
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Originally Posted by viperormiata
I haven't ****'d in my toilets in months. Wasteful.

Day or night. Rain or shine.
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