10-02-2012, 12:34 PM
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Seattle, Wa
Total Cats: 28
A co-worker of mine who just recently moved here from Russia had the misfortune of getting assigned a cell number that apparently used to belong to a ~20 something woman with several baby daddies. After several attempts to get a particular gentleman to stop texting him (the guy was really thick, like friend:"I'm a russian man", guy:"aww, whatever baby, I know u sexy"), he asked me how to handle it.
My suggestion: a heinous /r/spacedicks link for every text he got.
Convo went something like this:
Guy:"hey baby, want 2 get 2gether l8r?"
Friend:"Seriously, I'm not who you think I am, stop ******* texting me"
Guy:"Aw whatever baby, u just playin hard 2 get"
Friend: <Pic of a ***** being forcefully clamped between two plates of plexiglass>
Guy:"Aww damn baby, u wouldn't do me like dat" (loooool)
Friend: "Are you ******* serious? Stop texting me, are you retarded?"
Guy:"u know u want it"
Friend: <pic of a ***** with a corscrew in it>
He got the message after that :P