Guess what is in this specimen cup.
02-25-2011, 01:54 AM
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Actually, it's a small slice of my vas deferens... yup, vasectomy.
Apparently I'm 110% man. The doc said I had the thickest scrotal membranes he'd ever seen. I swear while he was fishing around for the left one I though he was trying to pull my ball out through my pee-hole. He even had to call the other doc in to assist. Gotta buy a Miata soon and knock my ego back into reality.
Apparently I'm 110% man. The doc said I had the thickest scrotal membranes he'd ever seen. I swear while he was fishing around for the left one I though he was trying to pull my ball out through my pee-hole. He even had to call the other doc in to assist. Gotta buy a Miata soon and knock my ego back into reality.
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02-25-2011, 02:04 AM
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Actually, it's a small slice of my vas deferens... yup, vasectomy.
Apparently I'm 110% man. The doc said I had the thickest scrotal membranes he'd ever seen. I swear while he was fishing around for the left one I though he was trying to pull my ball out through my pee-hole. He even had to call the other doc in to assist. Gotta buy a Miata soon and knock my ego back into reality.
Apparently I'm 110% man. The doc said I had the thickest scrotal membranes he'd ever seen. I swear while he was fishing around for the left one I though he was trying to pull my ball out through my pee-hole. He even had to call the other doc in to assist. Gotta buy a Miata soon and knock my ego back into reality.
So ah, that's all they take?
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02-25-2011, 11:03 AM
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Yup... this guy used the non-invasive "Chinese" technique. Incision so small I didn't even get any stitches... but also means he has to fish around a bit more to get it to the hole... and since my sack is so thick, it took awhile.
They cut out about 1/4", double-clamp both ends, the cauterize both ends... then they tuck one in real deep and leave the other one shallow.
I need to bring in a "sample" in 6 weeks to verify no swimmers.
They cut out about 1/4", double-clamp both ends, the cauterize both ends... then they tuck one in real deep and leave the other one shallow.
I need to bring in a "sample" in 6 weeks to verify no swimmers.
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02-25-2011, 12:59 PM
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**** yah! Congrats Sam!
I got mine when I was 19 with one stich per nut. Cost me $25.
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Because that was my insurance copay.
REMEMBER THAT YOU HAVE TO JIZZ LIKE 10 TIMES BEFORE THERE IS NO SPERM LEFT. DON'T **** IT UP.
They didn't do that tuck thing for me :( I am thinking about having it redone and telling them to take the whole ******* tube.
I got mine when I was 19 with one stich per nut. Cost me $25.
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Because that was my insurance copay.
REMEMBER THAT YOU HAVE TO JIZZ LIKE 10 TIMES BEFORE THERE IS NO SPERM LEFT. DON'T **** IT UP.
They didn't do that tuck thing for me :( I am thinking about having it redone and telling them to take the whole ******* tube.
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02-25-2011, 03:17 PM
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Nice. I did the same thing a few years back...clipped, clamped, and cauterized through the tiny incision. I had the ******* trainee (yeah, no ****) and he had issues with the procedure, grabbed part of my works that was not anesthetized and I about levitated off the gurney. That was not so fun. But not worrying about any paternity tests is totally worth it.
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