Hey you park like a total a'hole thread
11-30-2011, 11:19 AM
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Doucher of the week at my office...something about the 89 Marines stickers on the damn thing tells me the guy is a total "I'm a ******* MARINE...IN YOUR FACE!!!" *******. I'd think that someone who is trained to be good at everything could do something as simple as ******* parking. He did have a placard to park in handi though...trust me I looked. I hate people who park in handi and don't have the proper credentials.
I'm sorry, but you're a Marine...and bought a ******* Avalanche?!? Of all the **** you could buy.....
I'm sorry, but you're a Marine...and bought a ******* Avalanche?!? Of all the **** you could buy.....
I test drove one with the wife, it was a bag of **** and the sales man was retarded too.... (starting to see a trend with sales men)
Awesome. LOL
Idiots. I swear there are so many retarded Ford owners its unreal.
I did fix your picture for you though.
EDIT... then i seen it.. and i knew it must be done.
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12-04-2011, 03:19 PM
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This thread makes me LOL cause I just remember a few weeks ago my friend and I went to a concert. We pull in the parking lot in his VW GTI and between the 1st and 3rd spot there was a space. We pull up to it only to find out that somebody double parked their Nissan Maxima which caused the VW to not fit in spot #2. My friend throws his car in park, gets out and walks up to the car. I'm like "what's he going to do?" He hocks the biggest nastiest loogy right on their windshield. I laughed, cause I remember about 11 years ago if someone parked like a dick, I used to **** on their door handle. This may not seem that funny, but think about coming to your car and seeing what looks like water on your door handle. You pull your handle anyway and your hand gets wet, then you take a wiff and say, "this smells like ****!"
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12-06-2011, 12:07 PM
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If somebody is just over the line, or if a few cars are over the line, I give them the benefit of the doubt and figure they just parked between cars that were already there, and they're the only one(s) left. If they're crooked, or too far in/out of the spot, I often mess with them.
In college, it was common for the parking lot to go weeks without being plowed, so people would just kind of park anywhere, since you couldn't see the lines anyway. No big deal. Well, one guy parked in a spot between a couple other cars, but then didn't return to his car for MONTHS. The snow melted, and the car was exactly between two spaces. By the time the car moved, all four tires were flat, and people had left notes on all the windows, both in paper and drawn in the dirt. He had taken two PRIME spaces, too. Right in the second row.
In college, it was common for the parking lot to go weeks without being plowed, so people would just kind of park anywhere, since you couldn't see the lines anyway. No big deal. Well, one guy parked in a spot between a couple other cars, but then didn't return to his car for MONTHS. The snow melted, and the car was exactly between two spaces. By the time the car moved, all four tires were flat, and people had left notes on all the windows, both in paper and drawn in the dirt. He had taken two PRIME spaces, too. Right in the second row.
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12-06-2011, 12:22 PM
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We walked out of a Numerical Methods final last night to find this:
The Eclipse on the left is my buddy's daily. He's in the best space in the parking lot, right near the front door with a half-space next to it so you can park all over the line and nobody will ding your doors. The joker in the Accord is squeezed into the half-space touching the curb on the outside with 3" clearance between their mirrors. We had to reach in the passenger door to put the car in neutral and push my buddy's car out of the spot in the rain.
The Eclipse on the left is my buddy's daily. He's in the best space in the parking lot, right near the front door with a half-space next to it so you can park all over the line and nobody will ding your doors. The joker in the Accord is squeezed into the half-space touching the curb on the outside with 3" clearance between their mirrors. We had to reach in the passenger door to put the car in neutral and push my buddy's car out of the spot in the rain.
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12-07-2011, 01:58 PM
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The only way the Hoe-Rolla comes out hurt is if homie decides to smash a window or slash tires. Who cares if it gets keyed, its still pretty fly for a white guy.
Anyhow, went out to do some Xmas shopping and its like first thing in the a.m. and Captain SS Parking rolls in. The SS marked 646INJ (INJ for injection.. into the spot) rolls deep. Needs two spots because due to the amount of incoming cars he surely knew he would be parked beside and the **** box needs room to be shitty in the spotlight. Its like you know you are a complete fucktard when you cant park your pickup between the lines in a fairly empty parking lot.
We need "you park like an *******" business card with a link to this thread. that would be stellar.. thoughts?
Anyhow, went out to do some Xmas shopping and its like first thing in the a.m. and Captain SS Parking rolls in. The SS marked 646INJ (INJ for injection.. into the spot) rolls deep. Needs two spots because due to the amount of incoming cars he surely knew he would be parked beside and the **** box needs room to be shitty in the spotlight. Its like you know you are a complete fucktard when you cant park your pickup between the lines in a fairly empty parking lot.
We need "you park like an *******" business card with a link to this thread. that would be stellar.. thoughts?
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12-07-2011, 11:41 PM
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Friend used to work at a printing place he has hundreds of business cards made. Solid black on one side and just said in white letters "You park like ***" on the other side he put some old black and white picture he found on google of a bunch of guys mooning the camera.
Gave me a bunch in high school, and we used to put them on peoples cars. I think I still have one in my wallet to.
Gave me a bunch in high school, and we used to put them on peoples cars. I think I still have one in my wallet to.
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