Hey you park like a total a'hole thread
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I went to Sq1 (big *** central mall) years ago with a friend during the Xmas rush hour. We were trolling in the pedo van he had, an old 80s gmc thing. We waited for this East Indian family to load up like 7 people into a camry, maybe 30 minutes sitting idle as the place was a zoo, we wanted to rock front row parking so patience was key. Just as they pulled out we went to pull in but were **** blocked by the way they backed out, a **** hyundai (accent maybe) rolled (tucked) into the spot. I started to rage. Bitch laughed and walked towards the mall. I got out and dressed her hyundai like a hot dog with packets of ketchup, mustard, relish, mayo etc, everything that was on the van floor. Her car looked like a rainbow of win (back then we had pagers, no cell to take a pic)
1 week later my friend was hooked up by the police under a warrant of arrest. His dad narced me out and they came around looking for me, word?, word!. They said we had stripped her car and stole her stereo and interior and she had written down the plates. They let my buddy go and in the end nothing happened to me.
1 week later my friend was hooked up by the police under a warrant of arrest. His dad narced me out and they came around looking for me, word?, word!. They said we had stripped her car and stole her stereo and interior and she had written down the plates. They let my buddy go and in the end nothing happened to me.
#53
eff the license plates. The dodge, nissan and jeep are all touching the lines of the spaces they're in, and the nissan is physically in the jeep's spot.
Blah blah blah tiny ***** blah. I make accusations that people don't have computers, when in fact they probably just have lives away from their computers and still like to keep in touch with their email via a droid. I'm a dick.
Blah blah blah tiny ***** blah. I make accusations that people don't have computers, when in fact they probably just have lives away from their computers and still like to keep in touch with their email via a droid. I'm a dick.