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Old 08-26-2007, 10:43 PM
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Novice driver, hoosiers, 120mph loop right before turn 7, backed into the tire wall backwards, flipped front over rear like a punted football. I could see the car in the air from turn 2-3, in the tire wall on the other side of the pond...I bet it had 5' of air. I don't know how the hell he got the car over there, the tire marks didn't tell the story either.

1300 miles on the clock. It was bad *** too. Yellow (carbon?) brakes, exhaust, techart wheels, and all other kinds of cool garbage I can't name that doesn't matter anymore. It will probably live again as a racecar.

Yes, my camera phone is 6 years old.


Every single panel on the car was bent. The hood almost made it out unscathed, but apparently whacked a tire and had a slight crease.


and the runner up...


I came across the most dangerous person on the track I've ever seen. An guido in a c5z (who liked to clutch, brake, then downshift of idle), went in too hot to pass me, went off track, then passed me in a corner (wiped my nose in 4 because he didn't drive the line), put 2 off on the next corner, I had to brake for him, then put 4 off in a carosell, and then pulled off in front of me, and I had to take it into the grass...this is all in one lap!

Then he ignored the black flag, smoked a clutch unlike any clutch I've ever seen before on the renegade lap, then he was booted.

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Old 08-27-2007, 12:40 AM
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sounds more exciting than my weekend of fabbin up an exhaust that hangs too low lol ... anyway sucks for the porsche.
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Makes me excited to make it to the track.
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Old 08-27-2007, 08:17 AM
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doesn't take much to put a porsche backwards into anything....
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Old 08-27-2007, 08:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Braineack
doesn't take much to put a porsche backwards into anything....
Porsche tuned it out...obvious wiht this thread.
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Old 08-27-2007, 09:08 AM
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Just a couple of reasons why you want a camera mount and cam in your car for the weekend. I don't wish for anyone to crash their cars, but it always seems as tho it's somebody's destiny - and if that's the case, then it's ok to get it on video. Of course the real reason is to sit at home and critique your driving (and it's a good fix in between events).
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Originally Posted by hustler
Porsche tuned it out...
did they move the engine to the front of the car?
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is that a 911 or a caymen? should have been easier to control if it was a caymen because i think they are MR now instead RR, but i dunno..
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Originally Posted by mazda/nissan
is that a 911 or a caymen? should have been easier to control if it was a caymen because i think they are MR now instead RR, but i dunno..
997carrera I think. He had tons of money in it though. I've never seen anyone rock TechArt wheels with hoosiers.
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Nice signature Scott ... never would have thought porting the intake valves could be so erotic
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Originally Posted by akaryrye
Nice signature Scott ... never would have thought porting the intake valves could be so erotic
WTF they are eyes how are eyes erotic it is like his motor is watching us.
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Originally Posted by mazda/nissan
is that a 911 or a caymen? should have been easier to control if it was a caymen because i think they are MR now instead RR, but i dunno..
The headlights and lack of side intakes tell me that it is not a Cayman.
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