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Old 12-17-2009, 06:28 PM
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Default Drunk 4-Year-Old Dressed in Drag Steals Christmas Presents
OMG, you cannot make this stuff up:

Drunk Four Year Old Steals Christmas Presents | year, old, christmas - Local News - WTVC NewsChannel 9: Chattanooga News, Weather, Radar, Sports, Lottery
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Old 12-17-2009, 06:34 PM
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Talk about starting early. Jeez.
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holy crap! He out does more college frat wannabes at the age of 4!
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Old 12-17-2009, 06:56 PM
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Well when this kid gets older this story will be win to tell people.
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Originally Posted by the article
CHATTANOOGA, Tenn.
Explains a lot.
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"I don't know how he got the beer open"

He didn't - you left it out and don't want to fess up.

Also LOL at "he wants to go to jail where his daddy is"
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Old 12-17-2009, 08:23 PM
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Future hustler.
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The Hamilton County Sheriff's Office report says Hayden rang the doorbell a few houses down and the neighbor answered, finding the child holding a partially consumeed 12-ounce beer.

But it doesn't stop there. The report said Hayden then snuck into a neighbor's house through an unlocked front door, and stole five wrapped Christmas gifts. One was a girl's brown dress which Hayden was wearing when police found him.
So he rang a neighbor's door bell...they answered and saw him with beer in hand and THEN he got into ANOTHER neighbor's unlocked front door and opened stuff under the tree? ...WTF is wrong with neighbor #1?
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Well at least she won't let it happen again :rolls eyes:
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Hey hey hey... Not all of us that live in Chattanooga are complete dumb *****... Actually quite the opposite.
The Middle Valley area is notorious for white trash...
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whatever ********, alcohol keeps you warm, he did it as a matter of survival. thats one smart kid.
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Originally Posted by Braineack
whatever ********, alcohol keeps you warm, he did it as a matter of survival. thats one smart kid.
Then explain the dress...
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covered his legs. he's a resourceful kid.
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This is my child.
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Originally Posted by hustler
This is my child.
Good god...you'll **** anything
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best news story of 2009
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Originally Posted by gospeed81
Good god...you'll **** anything
lol
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Originally Posted by gospeed81
Good god...you'll **** anything
as long as its moderately clean.
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Originally Posted by hustler
as long as its moderately clean.
What is categorized as moderate? Knock the barnacles off with a hammer before going in?
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Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy
What is categorized as moderate? Knock the barnacles off with a hammer before going in?
I steer clear of parasites. Aside from that, its clean.
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