How to pick boys up.
09-29-2012, 12:26 PM
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How to pick boys up.
My relationship with cokehead came to an abrupt end, slamming into the wall. Of course, I was not buckled up and flew out of the car through the windshield. Fortuitously, I landed mildly, and sustained negligible injury.
I went out with my girlfriends last night. One of them had a friend who apparently was quote, "crazier than you are Faefae". Upon hearing that, I decided to call her Lady Temperance for the rest of the evening. This morning I wrote her a letter. Note that I do not "play the game".
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Ayo LADY TEMPERANCE a pleasure to meat you on this fine Friday night. I am always glad to meet a female bearing massive, massive, swollen, engorged, moderation. Moderation being a noun in your circumstance. It is so big.
Your prudence was the defining memory of this evening, and with that I will reward you with *****. Our mutual bestie has provided you with a fine commendation; "The number of asses is equal to the stars in the sky", " The number is, alas alack, too high to count!", "Therefore, let us *****".
Recommendations being what they may, I place my personal discretion aside and rescind my utmost trust.
Therefore: I invite you out to see my ****. I am a prude, so know that I share my pecs scantly.
What evening this week would you like to go out to Little Miss Whiskey's Golden Dollar or... POV @ The W? Dive-ish bar or trendy?
Yours truly,
Faefae.
I went out with my girlfriends last night. One of them had a friend who apparently was quote, "crazier than you are Faefae". Upon hearing that, I decided to call her Lady Temperance for the rest of the evening. This morning I wrote her a letter. Note that I do not "play the game".
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Ayo LADY TEMPERANCE a pleasure to meat you on this fine Friday night. I am always glad to meet a female bearing massive, massive, swollen, engorged, moderation. Moderation being a noun in your circumstance. It is so big.
Your prudence was the defining memory of this evening, and with that I will reward you with *****. Our mutual bestie has provided you with a fine commendation; "The number of asses is equal to the stars in the sky", " The number is, alas alack, too high to count!", "Therefore, let us *****".
Recommendations being what they may, I place my personal discretion aside and rescind my utmost trust.
Therefore: I invite you out to see my ****. I am a prude, so know that I share my pecs scantly.
What evening this week would you like to go out to Little Miss Whiskey's Golden Dollar or... POV @ The W? Dive-ish bar or trendy?
Yours truly,
Faefae.
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09-29-2012, 01:14 PM
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Dear Fae,
In my humble opinion you should not be allowed to go out with girls until you ******* finished your ******* car... ;-)))
On a side note - funny read anyhow!
In my humble opinion you should not be allowed to go out with girls until you ******* finished your ******* car... ;-)))
On a side note - funny read anyhow!
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09-29-2012, 02:25 PM
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After your last flameout, you should back off a bit. Take some time. Watch some old John Wayne movies. I recommend "The Quiet Man." Old sexual stereotypes worked well for thousands of years, and still work well today no matter what you may have heard.
Your letter was . . . well . . . WAT?!? I would run away from any girl that responds positively to it.
Your letter was . . . well . . . WAT?!? I would run away from any girl that responds positively to it.
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09-29-2012, 02:54 PM
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In all honesty...I don't think you could handle Min. I mean, you're my boy and all, I've seen what you can do and how all of our phones have video and pics of Buffon's *****, but Min is on another level of crazy.
I won't post anything without his permission. But....dude...that new pic. Min, please post it here. I had to double take so hard.
also Min, great advice on women. I didn't read any of it, but I'm going to try it all out anyway.
I won't post anything without his permission. But....dude...that new pic. Min, please post it here. I had to double take so hard.
also Min, great advice on women. I didn't read any of it, but I'm going to try it all out anyway.
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09-29-2012, 09:16 PM
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Wrll i picked up a lesbian today by virtue by my ***** so eat some dicks and yes today i did wear makeup to Figment DC.
I GUESS I do need a pic.
And that girl i messaged she has not respnded yet. But i do have a date with an iranian chick on wenesday inam excite
I GUESS I do need a pic.
And that girl i messaged she has not respnded yet. But i do have a date with an iranian chick on wenesday inam excite
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09-30-2012, 03:32 PM
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Miami is an absolute shithole. I have to drive through it tomorrow and I am already arming myself with disinfectant, anti-refugee spray, monopoly money for the black guys that walk through cars at the intersection and ask you for money, and possibly a small firearm.
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