How (and why) to Ramble on your goat sideways
Unless someone's packing a 500 cui Caddy motor, it looks like I'm The Man.
I go through 2 or 3 cans a week. Prefer them packed in olive oil. My current favorite way to eat them is on top of crackers with a good dollop of sriracha sauce on top.
After you throw up something like that your brain will never forget the puke/sardine taste. Same with shrimp. Week long whitewater trip with a 20 lb bag of frozen shrimp=epic throw-up. Which sucks because I god damn love shrimp!
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I can't eat clams or fried clam strips anymore. A couple of years ago I had some bad ones that made me pull off the road and barf every fifteen minutes for four hours. I just can't eat them any more.
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I can't drink any whiskey or any dark liquor for that matter. After throwing up my guts multiple times on a stomach full of Jim or Jack, the smell alone nearly triggers a gag reflex. My friend talked me into a shot with him the other night and I nearly threw it up as soon as it hit my tongue, and had to force it down.
I like my sardines in water, oil makes them too... oily. I like to do a turn or two of black pepper on top of them, and eat them on some good club crackers with a dot or two of hot sauce or sriracha.
I like my sardines in water, oil makes them too... oily. I like to do a turn or two of black pepper on top of them, and eat them on some good club crackers with a dot or two of hot sauce or sriracha.
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It may also be an allergy thing too. I don't know if it's sulfites or what, but for whatever reason dark liquors, some beers and wine all give me a mild skin rash and flush feeling. Mostly the liquors, not as much the beer and wine. I don't get the same from clear liquor. I think I have pretty much narrowed it down to things aged in barrels, though some clear liquors are also barrel aged, like tequila, which I drink fine. I can drink vodka like water and not have any adverse effects. I guess it's a good thing I'm not a big drinker anyway. I have a few beers if I'm hanging out at a friends or go out, or maybe a margarita or something like that. Otherwise I'm fine without it. Generally, drinking makes me feel worse, not better. Give me some weed over alcohol any day.
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"More than you can afford, pal."
I thought it had to be a joke. It isn't. He was taking others for rides and apparently letting some of them drive for donations for typhoon relief for the victims in the Philippines. Apparently a really stand-up guy. That sucks. RIP.
Let the bad jokes commence.
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What the **** has my fat *** done!? WENDY'S!!!!!
2780 calories, 118g protein, a cubic **** ton of sodium and fat and cholesterol.
It was awesome going down, but within 5 seconds of finishing I felt disgusted and ashamed. Just like after sex with a transsexual midget.
2780 calories, 118g protein, a cubic **** ton of sodium and fat and cholesterol.
It was awesome going down, but within 5 seconds of finishing I felt disgusted and ashamed. Just like after sex with a transsexual midget.
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