How (and why) to Ramble on your goat sideways
01-20-2016, 01:26 PM
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Joe, did you break into my car and steal my CD wallet thing several years ago?
Also I've been responding to my coworkers emails and chat messages all morning with nothing but Magic 8 Ball responses. It's actually going surprisingly well and I'm about 90% sure they haven't caught on.
Also I've been responding to my coworkers emails and chat messages all morning with nothing but Magic 8 Ball responses. It's actually going surprisingly well and I'm about 90% sure they haven't caught on.
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01-20-2016, 07:21 PM
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Unrelated:
What is it about old Jewish women that causes them all to adopt precisely the same pathetic, whiny, beleaguered tone of voice when faced with a minor everyday inconvenience (eg: checkout line moving too slowly, cashier refuses to accept expired coupon, the store doesn't have the "right kind" of tomato sauce on the shelf, etc.)
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01-20-2016, 09:31 PM
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I spent three days in hospital around 2005 after a nasty motorcycle wreck.
During that time, I benefited from a seemingly unending supply of young, cute nurses. Even the insertion of a rectal suppository is eased by the presence of a young, cute nurse.
May your fortune be similar.
During that time, I benefited from a seemingly unending supply of young, cute nurses. Even the insertion of a rectal suppository is eased by the presence of a young, cute nurse.
May your fortune be similar.
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01-20-2016, 09:42 PM
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Nurse was escorted by a doctor and a male nurse.
The catheter produced a very mixed set of reactions, agonizing pain, instant relief and a little over 1.5 liters of Commie fluid.
The catheter produced a very mixed set of reactions, agonizing pain, instant relief and a little over 1.5 liters of Commie fluid.
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01-20-2016, 10:02 PM
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Interesting.
I've heard this comment before, but my own personal recollection of cauterization (without any sort of analgesic) is that it was a simple and painless procedure. Perhaps my urethra is simply better adapted to conveying large loads...
I've heard this comment before, but my own personal recollection of cauterization (without any sort of analgesic) is that it was a simple and painless procedure. Perhaps my urethra is simply better adapted to conveying large loads...
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