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07-28-2010, 12:06 PM

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How many people still know these lyrics?

I do. I still recite the pledge of allegiance every morning. Except I purposefully leave out god.

07-28-2010, 12:07 PM

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I do. I still recite the pledge of allegiance every morning. Except I purposefully leave out god.

what. I thought they changed the lyrics to not include god anymore.

07-28-2010, 12:09 PM

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what. I thought they changed the lyrics to not include god anymore.

I don't think they even say it at all in schools anymore, nor do they teach them the National Anthem.
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07-28-2010, 12:13 PM

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what. I thought they changed the lyrics to not include god anymore.

I remember some one tried a few years ago, read here. Either way, I haven't said the under god part of the pledge since I was in the 6th grade.

07-28-2010, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Doppelgänger

Oh and it's a paperback book with a yellow/orange cover and the font looks like something from a Monty Python movie cover...

From your description, sounds a bit like "The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook", except that they didn't use a fancy font for the title.

07-28-2010, 12:17 PM

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I have trouble keeping a straight face everytime a black person says "axe" instead of "ask".

07-28-2010, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by sixshooter

I hate idealistic do-gooder kids that insist that they know what is best for everyone else when they are barely old enough to have their own **** figured out. They are typically the ones who push for new laws to restrict the rights of everyone else because they think they have an inside line on "The Truth", whatever the hell that flavor of the day is...

Short story: keep your "feelings" of what makes sense for you out of my life and we'll get along fine, because you've got no clue what is best for anyone, not even yourself. /soapbox

Preach it, Brother! Should be required posting in all schools.

07-28-2010, 12:19 PM

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I have trouble keeping a straight face everytime a black person says "axe" instead of "ask".

Don't make fun of they grammar.

07-28-2010, 12:23 PM

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I do. I still recite the pledge of allegiance every morning. Except I purposefully leave out god.

MY MY aren't you a ******* rebel. I bet you must sure everyone notices that fact and you have a real chip on your shoulder.

atheists are annoying

WHHHAAAA I don't believe in religion, I hold myself to a set of beliefs concerning the cause, nature, and purpose of the universe, and a moral code governing the conduct of my affairs.

I want to abolish all religions and insert my way of life as the standard of all conduct.

I am the Pot calling the Kettle black.

07-28-2010, 12:24 PM

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From your description, sounds a bit like "The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook", except that they didn't use a fancy font for the title.

Too "serious"? Dammit, I'm going to haveto haul my *** over to B&N. The book in question was basically saying that the human race is going to die eventually and various scenarios from robots to super astroids, supercanes (super hurricanes) to nano-goo were various methods.

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07-28-2010, 12:34 PM

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I have trouble keeping a straight face everytime a black person says "axe" instead of "ask".

Has you eva' heard the 1-800-axe garry commercial on the radio?

07-28-2010, 12:39 PM

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Next guess:

http://www.amazon.com/Armageddon-Ill.../dp/0224086197

07-28-2010, 12:42 PM

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Nevermind, I just found it:

http://www.amazon.com/Everything-Goi.../dp/0307464342

07-28-2010, 12:43 PM

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Nevermind, I just found it:

http://www.amazon.com/Everything-Goi.../dp/0307464342

look at you mr. im bored at work.

07-28-2010, 12:45 PM

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look at you mr. im bored at work.

Well, I work at a bookstore so there's some crossover...

07-28-2010, 12:45 PM

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07-28-2010, 01:06 PM

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What are you talking about? I'm still a member of Key West United Methodist, I enjoy surrounding myself with good people. I just don't believe in god. It's really not that big of a deal. I don't have anything against religion.