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Old 05-10-2011, 11:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
You bought a maroon Pontiac minivan?
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no, he bought the license plate frame
Your both wrong, he clearly bought a new pickup.

But for serious, rccote makes me feel better about having a white car. (His) Looks good.
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Old 05-10-2011, 11:36 PM
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Old 05-10-2011, 11:42 PM
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No dipshits, the BLINGINGASS CLK DOPE BALLER ***** YO
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Originally Posted by Gearhead_318
I don't know which I have a harder time believing, you getting near Brooklyn Decker's vag, or a woodpecker being able to drag a full grown human.
I had my tongue in it when the sound of a woodpecker pecking woke me up.
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Originally Posted by Pusha
I had my tongue in it when the sound of a woodpecker pecking woke me up.
I hate when that **** happens... the girl that shares the bed with me woke me up when I was about to penetrate alyssa ambrosia.
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Its official, I have no life anymore...



...I just "double tabbed" MT.net in Google chrome like it was facebook.
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Originally Posted by Pen2_the_penguin
I hate when that **** happens... the girl that shares the bed with me woke me up when I was about to penetrate alyssa ambrosia.
1: Penetrate said girl
2: Reimagine Alyssa Ambrosia
3: ????????
4: PROFIT!!!!
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Originally Posted by Pen2_the_penguin
I hate when that **** happens... the girl that shares the bed with me woke me up when I was about to penetrate alyssa ambrosia.
Who is Alyssa Ambrosia?
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Apparently its Alyssa Ambrosio. A Google search reveals that she is hot.
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Originally Posted by Bryce
Apparently its Alyssa Ambrosio. A Google search reveals that she is hot.
whoops, thank you and yeah... she is...
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Anybody think getting MCSA certification would be worth while? I have a way to get a job in the IT field (family in a high position in an IT job at a school system), but I need some certifications at least to get in the door. I'd say I am well above average on hardware and non network related things, but am pretty green when it comes to networking, at least the software and logistics side. I know the basics, but I doubt enough to make it in a networking career, without help (which I will have). I figure MCSA and continue to work up to MCSE and maybe MCITP in time. Anybody have any tips or recommendations for someone starting in the IT field? I could probably pass the MCSA exams now, but I'm trying to see if it's worth the $500 worth of fees.

Also, how do you get the damn certification in Server 2003 when so many of the exams are retired? Microsoft shows the last "set" of exams, (Exam on messaging) to be retired, the only on in that category... the only thing I see comparable is Server 2008, which is only covered under MCITP, which is a much more in depth exam set, with more exams to study for and pass. I want to get an exam soon, I need to get my goddamn career started. I've been wasting my time in shitty jobs for far too long.
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I'm going to say he bought the white bar to censor his license plate when he doesn't want anyone to be able to read it.
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Originally Posted by Bryce
1: Penetrate said girl
2: Reimagine Alyssa Ambrosia
3: ????????
4: PROFIT!!!!
This +1000!!!
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Old 05-11-2011, 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy
Anybody think getting MCSA certification would be worth while? I have a way to get a job in the IT field (family in a high position in an IT job at a school system), but I need some certifications at least to get in the door. I'd say I am well above average on hardware and non network related things, but am pretty green when it comes to networking, at least the software and logistics side. I know the basics, but I doubt enough to make it in a networking career, without help (which I will have). I figure MCSA and continue to work up to MCSE and maybe MCITP in time. Anybody have any tips or recommendations for someone starting in the IT field? I could probably pass the MCSA exams now, but I'm trying to see if it's worth the $500 worth of fees.

Also, how do you get the damn certification in Server 2003 when so many of the exams are retired? Microsoft shows the last "set" of exams, (Exam on messaging) to be retired, the only on in that category... the only thing I see comparable is Server 2008, which is only covered under MCITP, which is a much more in depth exam set, with more exams to study for and pass. I want to get an exam soon, I need to get my goddamn career started. I've been wasting my time in shitty jobs for far too long.
Start with the CompTia certifications first. A+ is generally the first cert that people who want to break into IT get.

I am not a big fan of the MS certs, but then again I am a Linux guy so I might be biased.
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I gots my gasketzzzz set yesturday. I will haz boostzzz soon.
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Originally Posted by buffon01
I gots my gasketzzzz set yesturday. I will haz boostzzz soon.
I give it a week after you get your raft running for something else to break.
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Old 05-11-2011, 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by thagr81 us
This +1000!!!
you mean +9001!
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Originally Posted by shuiend
wow... an entire website with pure empire dedication!

Makes me feel more active in my life to see that.
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Originally Posted by shuiend
Start with the CompTia certifications first. A+ is generally the first cert that people who want to break into IT get.

I am not a big fan of the MS certs, but then again I am a Linux guy so I might be biased.
I can't see the A+ being much use. It's almost common sense stuff for someone in the IT field. If you don't know A+, you sure as hell don't know anything about networking or OS. Maybe Network+ would be a bit more valuable.

I think the Cisco stuff is geared a bit too much towards router and other hardware setup and configuration for my liking. Microsoft certs are a bit more broad and encompass everything in a typical network environment. Which is more what I would need in the career I want.
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