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Old 09-28-2011, 09:04 AM
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I don't eat out cause I never know how many times the cook scratched his nut sack while making the food.

Once I flipped out on a guy at a pizza place when I saw him on the phone with his hand down his pants scratching his ***. I waited and watched him go right back to working with the food after he got off the phone. The guy looked like he was in complete shock that I called him out on it.

If I do go out to eat its at a place I know and trust. I'm not one of those food connoisseurs that need to try everything and eat at every place in town.
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Old 09-28-2011, 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Braineack
I almost always tip 20%. so I almost never eat out.

but i dont want to have to tip on getting a free 6oz sirlon steak -- i would have done take out otherwise.

how about this...anyone want the damn coupon?
I'll take it along with my tit covers. LMK boo.
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Old 09-28-2011, 12:07 PM
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I eat out every weekday for lunch and always a sit-down meal. I'm a traveling salesman and heart disease kills a lot of us so I always eat good food at lunch. No fried food. On the weekends, though, I eat whatever I want. But I'm not an Outback fan.
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Old 09-28-2011, 12:14 PM
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i cant do things alone. i have mommy issues.
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Old 09-28-2011, 03:30 PM
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I have decided that if I ever have a cat, I shall name it The Academy of Saint Martin in the Fields.
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Old 09-28-2011, 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Braineack
i cant do things alone. i have mommy issues.
I don't know how you have mommy issues. She bakes some badass cookies.
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Old 09-28-2011, 03:40 PM
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you should try my double chocolate chip cookies.
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Old 09-28-2011, 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
I have decided that if I ever have a cat, I shall name it The Academy of Saint Martin in the Fields.
If I get another boy cat, we are naming him Mr. Buns.

another girl: Tannwen, the daughter of Gweir Datharweniddawg
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Old 09-29-2011, 06:15 AM
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Only gays and villains should own cats.
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Yesterday was the first time my car saw the track in 2 years. Everything was awesome ('old' TSE BBK <3<3) except for the clutch line exploding on the drive back home. Got it towed and I'm putting in the steel braided line I have had laying around for ages
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Old 09-29-2011, 07:31 AM
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i just drove with the top down and the northern lights above me it was a trip i would have enjoyed it more if it wasn't 32F out
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Old 09-29-2011, 08:21 AM
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Originally Posted by kilik2
Only gays and villains should own cats.
Am I not an evil dictator?


BTW:
Pet ownership in United States
Dog - 72,114,000
Cats - 81,721,000
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Old 09-29-2011, 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted by siamiam
i just drove with the top down and the northern lights above me it was a trip i would have enjoyed it more if it wasn't 32F out
That's balmy for you guys, isn't it? I bet you were wearing short sleeves.
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I'm holding an AT2020 and Icicle right now.
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Oscar, real men don't need a clutch to get home.
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I know, but I was facing uphill traffic and a shitload of trafficlights and stopsigns so I pussied out and had it towed home.
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I never underestimated you and your europeeingness.

I just rearranged my room so I can get my steering wheel and pedal setup rig back in action. Pretty stoked.
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I hung out with Ron Jeremy last night. Pics will be posted soon.
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Originally Posted by pusha
I hung out with Ron Jeremy last night. Pics will be posted soon.
"And after that night Jake's farts never sound quite the same."
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Originally Posted by Gearhead_318
"And after that night Jake's farts never sound quite the same."
Pushy finally discovered he's a power bottom?
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