How (and why) to Ramble on your goat sideways
06-17-2012, 06:04 PM
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06-17-2012, 07:48 PM
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---- my luck. Stabbed myself in the eye last night, and I figured I had a scratched cornea. Wake up today, and walk out into the sunlight and look at my white board for my door panel... yep, scratched cornea. Feels like an eye full of hot sand, and bright light ------- sucks. Sunglasses are a go! So now I sit around in the dark with my eye dripping, as well as the corresponding nostril dripping.
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06-18-2012, 09:56 AM
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Just think, one day you will meet that sweet girl who is better for you than you ever thought you would find. And you can give her herpes and cancer. And maybe she can give both to your kids with a motherly kiss.
Several of my frat bro's supposedly had herpes and genital warts. I didn't screw a girl once because I suspected genital warts as I was conducting a "foreplay inspection."
I guess I was very lucky. I never targeted "easy" girls, either. I liked the challenge of disarming the sweet ones.
Several of my frat bro's supposedly had herpes and genital warts. I didn't screw a girl once because I suspected genital warts as I was conducting a "foreplay inspection."
I guess I was very lucky. I never targeted "easy" girls, either. I liked the challenge of disarming the sweet ones.
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06-18-2012, 11:05 AM
Would absolutely daily this car:
http://southjersey.craigslist.org/cto/3067698608.html
Credit to Jalopnik for the link, but I'm not copying their text because they are idiots.
http://southjersey.craigslist.org/cto/3067698608.html
Credit to Jalopnik for the link, but I'm not copying their text because they are idiots.
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06-18-2012, 08:04 PM
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Just think, one day you will meet that sweet girl who is better for you than you ever thought you would find. And you can give her herpes and cancer. And maybe she can give both to your kids with a motherly kiss.
Several of my frat bro's supposedly had herpes and genital warts. I didn't screw a girl once because I suspected genital warts as I was conducting a "foreplay inspection."
I guess I was very lucky. I never targeted "easy" girls, either. I liked the challenge of disarming the sweet ones.
Several of my frat bro's supposedly had herpes and genital warts. I didn't screw a girl once because I suspected genital warts as I was conducting a "foreplay inspection."
I guess I was very lucky. I never targeted "easy" girls, either. I liked the challenge of disarming the sweet ones.
Don't want kids, "nice" girls don't like drunk mechanics with Miata's. Your argument is invalid.
@Pusha: Virgins are fun. I like biting/blood/occasional knife play, so I don't mind a bit of the red stuff.
BTW: The craigslist car is BADASS
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06-18-2012, 10:43 PM
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But what's wrong with some choking, or some handcuffs? If you like hickeys, what's wrong with a little nibble, then a bite, then a crunch? If you do it right you'll bleed a little. I'm not some sort of woman hater, I like them to be rougher to me than I'm willing to be with them (it's a respect thing). It isn't like I never have "normal" sex at all.
Why does no one else want to explore their sexual boundaries, and try something else? Afraid you'll like it? And not be "normal"?
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06-18-2012, 11:16 PM
There's nothing wrong with a bottle of wine, a sensual massage, and some great sex in a bed, like "normal" people.
But what's wrong with some choking, or some handcuffs? If you like hickeys, what's wrong with a little nibble, then a bite, then a crunch? If you do it right you'll bleed a little. I'm not some sort of woman hater, I like them to be rougher to me than I'm willing to be with them (it's a respect thing). It isn't like I never have "normal" sex at all.
Why does no one else want to explore their sexual boundaries, and try something else? Afraid you'll like it? And not be "normal"?
But what's wrong with some choking, or some handcuffs? If you like hickeys, what's wrong with a little nibble, then a bite, then a crunch? If you do it right you'll bleed a little. I'm not some sort of woman hater, I like them to be rougher to me than I'm willing to be with them (it's a respect thing). It isn't like I never have "normal" sex at all.
Why does no one else want to explore their sexual boundaries, and try something else? Afraid you'll like it? And not be "normal"?
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06-19-2012, 12:21 AM
So one of the ricer **** in my town just bought a 91, he came into advance and ordered all 16 lifter becuse they were ticking. I was helping another customer at the time, but I fought the tail end of the conversation but had to walk away before i laughed in his face. 16 lifters at 14 dollars a piece, just goes to show you that some people dont even bother do research a specific problem before they throw money at it.
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06-19-2012, 01:08 AM
So one of the ricer **** in my town just bought a 91, he came into advance and ordered all 16 lifter becuse they were ticking. I was helping another customer at the time, but I fought the tail end of the conversation but had to walk away before i laughed in his face. 16 lifters at 14 dollars a piece, just goes to show you that some people dont even bother do research a specific problem before they throw money at it.
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06-19-2012, 04:55 AM
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Not that I'm asking relationship advice from you *******... but what do you guys think about relationships where the two people have a very different view of life on a fundamental level. Fundamental being religion. Do you think a relationship can work between an atheist and a pretty hardcore christian? I guess it really depends on the people and what they are willing to look past. I'm just thinking back to an ex of mine. We were polar opposites, but we never talked about it, and we worked well. Had we gotten more serious, I don't know how it would have worked though.
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06-19-2012, 11:12 AM
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Father’s Day might always be a tricky holiday for Woody Allen but this year was particularly awkward. Ronan Farrow, the 24-year-old son of Mia Farrow and Woody Allen, let loose yesterday tweeting, “Happy father’s day — or as they call it in my family, happy brother-in-law’s day.”
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