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Old 03-23-2014, 09:38 AM   #20001
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Wife comes home from shopping yesterday, bought our 9 year old son some clothes. Included was a Nike shirt with the words SWAG ON in huge block print. I told her what it means, and showed her some "swag" on the Internet.

She threw the shirt away.
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Old 03-23-2014, 10:42 AM   #20002
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you could at least used it for a shop rag.
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Old 03-23-2014, 01:27 PM   #20003
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And then he'd rub some swag on his car. Nooo ty.
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Old 03-23-2014, 01:34 PM   #20004
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Wife comes home from shopping yesterday, bought our 9 year old son some clothes. Included was a Nike shirt with the words SWAG ON in huge block print. I told her what it means, and showed her some "swag" on the Internet.

She threw the shirt away.
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Old 03-23-2014, 01:41 PM   #20005
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Old 03-23-2014, 01:55 PM   #20006
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Wife comes home from shopping yesterday, bought our 9 year old son some clothes. Included was a Nike shirt with the words SWAG ON in huge block print. I told her what it means, and showed her some "swag" on the Internet.

She threw the shirt away.
Good for her!

The other one that kills me is when I see a little girl, walking hand-in-hand with her mommy through a mall, wearing a pair of shorts with the words PINK or JUICY emblazoned across the butt.

Seriously, do women not know what that subconsciously (or even consciously) conjures up in the mind of any red blooded male with even half a nut between his legs. Would they ever let their precious little kid walk around with VAGINA or ***** printed across their ***?
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Old 03-24-2014, 04:51 AM   #20007
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I ******* hate afghanistan....
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Old 03-24-2014, 09:36 AM   #20008
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Old 03-24-2014, 12:22 PM   #20009
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Oh my god, it does exist
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Old 03-24-2014, 02:19 PM   #20010
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So the lady who normally sits across the office from me is out this week, and there's a visiting software development manager sitting at her desk. She's on the phone right now with the corporate VP of Technology, and figuratively every third word coming out of this woman's mouth is a buzzword.

She also just used the phrase "a whole 'nother."
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Old 03-24-2014, 02:42 PM   #20011
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was it in the sentence "that's a whole 'nother paradigm of synergies"?
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Old 03-24-2014, 02:53 PM   #20012
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I'm so out of shape it's sad. Doc said i'm healthy enough to start working out again and damn, I feel like I almost died and I only did ~2 miles/400 calories. Getting old sucks.
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Old 03-24-2014, 02:56 PM   #20013
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Hmm, I wonder what keywords prompted it.

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She also just used the phrase "a whole 'nother."
I guess that's better than the dreaded "half 'nother"

Come on Joe, at least she's willing to look outside the box and take it to the next level where she'll make a real impact by finding a robust solution that will leverage best practices in scalable fashion by synergistically combining core values with highly empowered tiger team efforts to . . .
(damn, where can I stuff 'vertical' in there?)
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It's like I got lost and accidentally wandered into our marketing department again

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I also just noticed it has iTrader feedback O.o
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I also just noticed it has iTrader feedback O.o
They're all back in '08, but did you happen to see one of them was apparently for a CarFax? Didn't know you could legitimately 'trade' those.
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Old 03-24-2014, 07:18 PM   #20016
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Getting old sucks.
Tell me about it, youngster
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I'd have to agree, its not a particularly enjoyable place.

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Anyone know what activates this little guy?
Whenever Brain gets a wild hair up his ***.
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Whenever Brain gets a wild hair up his ***.
So THAT'S who it is!
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I'm so out of shape it's sad. Doc said i'm healthy enough to start working out again and damn, I feel like I almost died and I only did ~2 miles/400 calories. Getting old sucks.
Lift weights.
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