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Old 05-05-2015, 12:19 PM   #22161
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Is your dating forum screen name the same as here? Could be an issue...

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Old 05-05-2015, 12:43 PM   #22162
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No, but that reminds me to schedule my annual full-body wax.
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Old 05-05-2015, 01:41 PM   #22163
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The grocery store only had super-green bananas, so I left them on my porch in the sun to ripen when I got home.

I forgot about them overnight and now they're gone.
just put them in a paper bag and wrap it up tight. no need to leave them outside. Also take off the little nipple wrap on the stems. exposed stems will allow them to ripen faster. You can throw some other ripe fruit in there to help speed up the process. The ethylene gas that ripening fruit gives off accelerates the process, hence keeping it all in a bag.

Then when they get ripe, separate the bananas from each other to slow down the process again.
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Thanks for the banana knowledge.

I've seen a skunk hanging around a few times. He's my prime suspect.

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I've seen a skunk hanging around a few times. He's my prime suspect.
He's just the bag man for the gorilla. That's your ringleader.
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Respond with "thats an error i'm 6'4"" and Ask her about her weight and breast size in response.
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Old 05-06-2015, 11:25 PM   #22167
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You can't win the height game. I'm 6'2" barefoot, and I look like a freak in pictures when I'm standing next to other people. Even moreso since the missus is 5'1".

I'd happily give up a couple of inches (and two shoe sizes) if I could.
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Respond with "thats an error i'm 6'4"" and Ask her about her weight and breast size in response.
THAT's what I need to do.

I've grown up my whole life taking crap about my height. I'm 39 now and it's never bothered me...unless it's dealing with women. What a pain in the ***.

I came across my ex's profile on match a while ago, after we separated and before the divorce. Her minimum height requirement was 5'8". That pissed me off more than a little.

Oh well, **** it.
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You can't win the height game. I'm 6'2" barefoot, and I look like a freak in pictures when I'm standing next to other people. Even moreso since the missus is 5'1".

I'd happily give up a couple of inches (and two shoe sizes) if I could.
I'd happily take a couple inches from you.

Uh...
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Wobbly sausage?

Hell i'm 5'8" and i've gotten the "i'm looking for someone taller" few times now on OKC. Shallow *** bitches man. You mention something about a woman's weight you're an ******* but they can talk all about **** like that and apparently it's okay.
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Old 05-07-2015, 08:38 AM   #22171
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I'd happily take a couple inches from you.

Uh...
That's. What. She. Said.

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Old 05-07-2015, 09:08 AM   #22172
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Shallow *** bitches man. You mention something about a woman's weight you're an ******* but they can talk all about **** like that and apparently it's okay.
It's better to find out if women are shallow up front instead of after you have already paid for dinner. It is really disappointing not being able to go ***** deep because they are too shallow.
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So, online dating sucks, I'm finding it too much like the club scene in my 20's. It doesn't work for us short guys.

So I'm on okcupid and message this girl who lives where I used to live/my parents and brother currently live. I ask her how long she's been there, maybe we were in the same high school class. Her response? "All my life...are you really 5'4" My response? "Yup"

That'll be the last I hear from her.
LMFAO@your question. That was often the only question I got from Texans when I lived down there.
"You from around here?"
"Nope"
"Ok. Goodbye."

Maybe that chicken is like 6'4" and 'it's her not you?'

I don't see why people pay money for those sites and then be like, "[twirling hair] I don't think I'm ready for a relationship quite yet.[/twirling hair]" Well, you should probably stop paying $40/month to a site that's dedicated to you finding a relationship then...
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OKC is free. That's why it can be fucked up like that.

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I don't know why I have an OkCupid account.
I'm not looking for anything.

It's entertainment.
Actual quote from a profile I read the other day.


This is kinda old, but it's the funniest thing I've read in a while. How many days in a week? Two body builders argue on the internet about how many days are in the week
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It's better to find out if women are shallow up front instead of after you have already paid for dinner. It is really disappointing not being able to go ***** deep because they are too shallow.

Hurts, too. If you roll like me.

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This is kinda old, but it's the funniest thing I've read in a while. How many days in a week? Two body builders argue on the internet about how many days are in the week
First time I've seen that. Thanks for sharing! Halarious!
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I remember the first time I read that thread I thought it was hilarious how long it took people to fully realize that the one guy was arguing for the incorrect number of days in a week. It was like his ignorance was so astonishing that they initially couldn't wrap their head around it.
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Everyone knows that the week is Sunday to Sunday! But you don't count the day that you're on for some reason. So if it's Saturday there are 8 days in the week, but if it's Sunday there are only 7. Duh.
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I'm pretty sure at one point he argued that there were 6 days in a week, and that every other day would still be 4 days a week.
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Cricket Wireless representatives are garbage.. that is all.
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