How (and why) to Ramble on your goat sideways
08-10-2010, 09:10 AM
#2383
It is. A problem called allergies. I hate them. I still hate cats, though. They are good for absolutely nothing... except superficial scarring on your arms and legs, destroyed furniture and CAT SCRATCH FEVER!!!
Plus I had an encounter with a possessed cat which kind of did them in for me. I swear to whatever God you believe in, this thing was possessed by some sort of demon.
Plus I had an encounter with a possessed cat which kind of did them in for me. I swear to whatever God you believe in, this thing was possessed by some sort of demon.
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08-10-2010, 09:50 AM
#2385
Tour de Franzia
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My kitty was a raging bitch last night and wouldn't stop biting, fighting, or tearing **** up. We played with the laser pointer several times but she was hell-bent on tearing my **** up. I even tried biting back and it stopped her for a moment, then she continued fighting. She likes to sit on the love-seat and attack anyone who passes.
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08-10-2010, 12:08 PM
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08-10-2010, 12:24 PM
#2396
Want fries with that?
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Me arguing with girlfriend:
Me: South Park is awesome, it's the one cartoon with real jokes and not just dumb little anecdotes
Her: It's just creepy! I watched one a couple of years ago and it wasn't even funny
Me: Creepy? What happened? There is nothing creepy at all about South Park...
Her: Isn't it the one with the kid with the disproportional head and the grim reaper?
Me: ... *Facepalm*
EDIT: It goes on:
Me: That's deffinately not South Park...
Her: It deffinately was! It had the guy with the oval head that's bald in the middle!
Me: You can't see their hair in South Park... They wear hats. Always.
Her: No! It's the one that was the little kid that was like "Mom, mom, mom, mom, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy"
Me: LMAO that's definitely Family Guy.
Me: South Park is awesome, it's the one cartoon with real jokes and not just dumb little anecdotes
Her: It's just creepy! I watched one a couple of years ago and it wasn't even funny
Me: Creepy? What happened? There is nothing creepy at all about South Park...
Her: Isn't it the one with the kid with the disproportional head and the grim reaper?
Me: ... *Facepalm*
EDIT: It goes on:
Me: That's deffinately not South Park...
Her: It deffinately was! It had the guy with the oval head that's bald in the middle!
Me: You can't see their hair in South Park... They wear hats. Always.
Her: No! It's the one that was the little kid that was like "Mom, mom, mom, mom, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy"
Me: LMAO that's definitely Family Guy.
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