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Old 12-14-2015, 01:38 PM   #24181
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The Radicalization of Luke Skywalker: A Jedi's Path to Jihad



With the imminent release of the new Star Wars film, The Force Awakens, many theatergoers are re-watching the original movies to reacquaint themselves with those stories from a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. This time, however, they may find themselves surprised by how much the film’s characters and themes echo the current War On Terror.

While some have put forth persuasive arguments as to why the Galactic Empire were actually the good guys and the Rebel Alliance bad (an explanation by Jonathan V. Last can be found here, and an excellent follow-up by Sonny Bunch here), the recent online discussion tends to be on a more macro level, discussing galaxy wide events and surrounding the Empire’s struggle to restore safety and order to a star system overrun by space terrorists.


“You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.”

A more focused study, however, is needed to truly understand that the Star Wars films are actually the story of the radicalization of Luke Skywalker. From introducing him to us in A New Hope (as a simple farm boy gazing into the Tatooine sunset), to his eventual transformation into the radicalized insurgent of Return of the Jedi (as one who celebrates the successful bombing of a military base), each film in the original trilogy is another step in Luke’s descent into terrorism. By carefully looking for the same signs governments and scholars use to detect radicalization, we can witness Luke’s dark journey into religious fundamentalism and extremism happen before our very eyes.

When we first meet Luke Skywalker, he’s an orphaned farm boy with barely any friends, living with his Aunt and Uncle, and wanting to join the Galactic Academy like all the other guys his age. You see, Luke didn’t become a space terrorist overnight, but he did exhibit signs that would make him a prime candidate for terrorist recruiters. The process of radicalization, as described by Anthony Stahelski in the Journal of Homeland Security, notes terrorists tend to:
  • Come from families where the father is absent (check)
  • Have difficulty forming relationships outside the home (check)
  • Be attracted to groups offering acceptance and comradeship (checkmate)

Luke is just the kind of isolated disaffected young man that terror recruiters seek out.


Do those look like the eyes of a sane and rational man to you?

Obi Wan — a religious fanatic with a history of looking for young boys to recruit and teach an extreme interpretation of the Force — is practically salivating when he stumbles upon Luke, knowing he’s found a prime candidate for radicalization. Stahelski notes terror groups place a focus on depluralization, stripping away the recruit’s membership from all groups and isolating them to increase their susceptibility to terrorist messaging. Within moments of meeting Luke, Obi-Wan tells Luke he must abandon his family and join him, going so far as telling a shocking lie that the Empire killed Luke’s father, hoping to inspire Luke to a life of jihad.

Shocked and confused by this onslaught of terrorist brainwashing, Luke hurries home only to find the charred corpses of his aunt and uncle. The Empire’s accidental harming of Luke’s Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen can be directly compared to the casualties of President Obama’s drone campaign, whose body count terrorists capitalize upon for recruitment. This is precisely what Obi-Wan does, preying upon Luke’s emotional state to take him under his spell and towards a life of extremism.

Obi-Wan whisks Luke off to Mos Eisley using a Jedi mind trick to bypass security, knowing full well he likely appears on numerous terror no fly lists. After contracting a local drug smuggler for transportation, Obi-Wan and his newest Skywalker recruit are off. They are soon captured, however, and attempt an escape which culminates in a battle between Obi-Wan and Vader. During the fight, Obi-Wan notices Luke watching, and seeing an opportunity to fully inspire Luke to radicalize, says a Jedi prayer while committing suicide. Can you think of any other groups who try to inspire terrorism by yelling a prayer before a suicide attack?



Once Luke escapes and regroups with a terror sleeper cell, he joins them on an attack mission. As he nears his target, hearing Obi-Wan’s words in his mind, Luke closes his eyes, says a prayer and bombs a space station, killing everyone aboard. Young Skywalker has proven himself a quick study in the ways of armed religious extremism.

As the Empire Strikes Back begins, Obi-Wan appears to Luke as an apparition and gives him clear instructions on continuing his radicalization. Luke is ordered to travel overseas to receive training and religious instruction from Yoda, an extremist cleric who runs a Jedi madrasa on Dagobah.


Yoda accepts Luke into his religious “school,” teaching Luke Jedi fundamentalism and guerilla warfare. Like many extremist mullahs, Yoda demands total adherence to his strict interpretation of the Force and seeks to strip Luke of independent thinking. Yoda’s push to radicalize Luke, rob him of an identity, and instill obedience are apparent when at various points he instructs Luke to “Clear your mind of questions,” “Unlearn what you have learned” and, most grimly, “Do, or do not, there is no try.” The Jedi know it is imperative to force mindless devotion in warriors they recruit for their holy war. Armed with new combat training and cloaked in a hardline religious fervor, Luke leaves Dagobah, impatient to put his terror training to use.



In Return of the Jedi, we see a darker, hardened Luke, fittingly dressed in black and eager to use violence as a tool to enforce the twisted “judge, jury, executioner” value system of the Jedi. During a rescue mission, Luke exhibits their extremist binary worldview of “if you aren’t with us, you’re a viable military target” when he blows up Jabba’s barge, killing every man, woman, and child on board. Excited by so much bloodshed and mayhem, young Skywalker seeks to assassinate the Emperor and even his own father (!) if they won’t convert to Luke’s extremist interpretation of the Force. Luke enters the Death Star, hoping to gain martyrdom if he is killed. As Luke’s insurgent friends successfully bomb their target, Luke succeeds in killing the Emperor and, eventually, his own father. Luke’s path to radicalization is complete, his bloodlust sated … for now.

With Darth Vader the final casualty of Luke’s jihad, Obi-Wan and Yoda have succeeded in catching yet another young man in their web of Jedi extremism. As is now evident, Star Wars is clearly a cautionary tale of the dangers of radicalization, and how even a seemingly harmless young man who kept to himself on Tattooine can become the terrorist next door.



Works Cited:

“Social Psychological Conditioning.” Web log post. Social Psychological Conditioning. N.p., n.d. Web. 07 Dec. 2015.

Stahelski, Anthony: Terrorists Are Made, Not Born: Creating Terrorists Using Social Psychological Conditioning, Journal of Homeland Security, March 2004

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Joe you will like this. Friday our entire business unit is taking the afternoon off, and Tek has rented out a theater nearby for us to watch the movie. Adult beverages provided.
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Joe you will like this. Friday our entire business unit is taking the afternoon off, and Tek has rented out a theater nearby for us to watch the movie. Adult beverages provided.
Wow, now I know why your scopes cost so damned much money!

A friend of mine, who is the chief over at ABC TV (which is owned by Disney), shared with me this by email this morning:



I hate him now.

In all seriousness, Thursday evening / all of Friday until 8pm is going to be difficult. I plan to try to isolate myself completely and entirely from all media, which is not easy given that I work at a ******* TV station...
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Zuo may have a partial solution: harvesting the vibrational energy absorbed by the car’s suspension.
He estimates that a car’s shock absorbers should be able to provide between 100 and 400 watts of energy on normal roads, and even more on rougher roads. (By comparison, the average cellphone call uses about 1 watt.) That corresponds to an increase in fuel efficiency between 1 and 5 percent, which could save about 8 billion gallons of gasoline annually across the U.S.
Zuo has developed an energy-harvesting shock absorber that works by translating the vertical vibrations of the suspension into rotational motion that turns a generator. The generator delivers electricity directly to the car’s battery or electrical devices, reducing the demand on the alternator.




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Meanwhile cars engines are 30% efficient.
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Meanwhile cars engines are 30% efficient.
I'm going to design a system for flex fuel vehicles that captures all the methane released into the seat cushions and directs it into the intake.
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Regenerative suspension. Kinda cool, but not really a new idea. Remember these?
Green sidewalk makes electricity -- one footstep at a time - CNN.com

Re: Star Wars, somehow I managed to get three tickets to a 4:45pm showing on Friday at the VIP (beer) theatre here. Stoke is high.
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Open in chrome: https://lightsaber.withgoogle.com/


(I swear it's not a virus / malware / ****.)

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Can anyone confirm if the lower alternator bolt is supposed to have a nut on the end?

Went in for oil changed, mentioned the loose belt & noise. Discovered lower alternator bolt was backing out (almost out).
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Frustratingly, yes, it should have a bolt on the back. Helluva thing to get to with oil cooler lines in the way.
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I think it depends. I switched to a RX7 alternator, and it had a cast in captive sliding nut thing. I bet some aftermarket ones are similar, it's a badass design compared to stock.

But yeah, I think there needs to be some movement for it to clamp down there.

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I see that double negative, I'm not clicking.
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Haha. Corrected above.

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Confirmed.
I just looked really stupid in front of my coworkers, but I fucked up some virtual stormtroopers.
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