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Old 06-14-2016, 10:53 AM   #25861
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Get a MS so you can get real logs and figure this **** out. $800 and Braineack will make you one that is PnP.
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Old 06-14-2016, 11:12 AM   #25862
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Get a MS so you can get real logs and figure this **** out. $800 and Braineack will make you one that is PnP.
On my to-do list for later this year.

Still need to get my current setup inspection 'ready' (Still rocking 10/15 sticker ). Possibly find msm injectors if these five-o ones are going bad already. Pay some debts, move into a new apt with garage, acquire new cheap DD, get MS.
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Old 06-14-2016, 04:41 PM   #25863
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have Begi check your tailpipe for detonation teehee
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Old 06-14-2016, 11:42 PM   #25864
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"A fresh wave of pain crested over her as he violently collided with her cervix once more. His thrusts were brutal and relentless, like a Mustang at a cars-n-coffee meet."
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Old 06-14-2016, 11:49 PM   #25865
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Thirsty for more...
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Old 06-15-2016, 08:42 PM   #25866
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Serious question: does anyone know of a source where I can buy extremely inexpensive ****** in bulk? They don't have to be especially high quality, or even useable for that matter, but they do need to be easily recognizable as an approximate analog of a **** and *****, and not just a straight rod.
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Old 06-15-2016, 08:45 PM   #25867
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Serious question: does anyone know of a source where I can buy extremely inexpensive ****** in bulk? They don't have to be especially high quality, or even useable for that matter, but they do need to be easily recognizable as an approximate analog of a **** and *****, and not just a straight rod.
How many do you need and what is considered extremely inexpensive? These seem cheap and available in bulk.
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Old 06-15-2016, 09:04 PM   #25868
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How many do you need and what is considered extremely inexpensive?
In terms of quantity, maybe a dozen a week or so. I need to do a little research. This is just the faintest glimmer of an idea for an extremely elaborate practical joke at the moment.

As to what is considered cheap, I'm not really going to gain any real value from this, so free would be ideal. As cost increases above free, desirability decreases towards "How about I just **** in your mouth and we call it a day?"

I'm looking for low quality here. Plaster of Paris would work, as would papier-mâché, provided that they look somewhat realistic. Think "**** you'd find behind the couch, on top of the fridge, and in the cat's litterbox after a particularly rowdy bachelorette party."
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Old 06-15-2016, 09:09 PM   #25869
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So... if someone were to make a mold of a legitimate ***** and make some concrete replicas, that would be of value to you?
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Old 06-15-2016, 09:12 PM   #25870
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alibaba? express?

edit- buy your model of choice, make plaster of paris or watever mold from said phallic representation, then use plasti dip or something to make floppy hollow ****** out of. You know, roll some **** around in the "cavity" until an appreciable layer forms and dump the excess. let cure, "extract", repeat.


edit, edit- record the whole thing and make youtube video.
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Old 06-15-2016, 10:22 PM   #25871
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So... if someone were to make a mold of a legitimate ***** and make some concrete replicas, that would be of value to you?
Only if its polished concrete. Dont want tears.
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Old 06-15-2016, 10:35 PM   #25872
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This is what 3d printers are for.

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Software that requires a dongle key...anyone how to patch some code? Need help with this. Of course, it's purely academic and not for personal use. Please PM me. Thanks!
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Old 06-16-2016, 03:44 AM   #25875
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Do they need to be robust? I could potentially print some pretty fast if I print them hollow...

brb, looking at dick in 3d.

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Old 06-17-2016, 07:25 AM   #25876
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Do they need to be robust? I could potentially print some pretty fast if I print them hollow...

brb, looking at dick in 3d.

I love this bar.

Wasn't there a member here (no pun intended) who legitimately had a shop that sells sex toys? He is possibly a good source if you can figure out who it is.

Hollow 3d printed ones would be lightweight to ship, however.
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Light weight would be a plus, as I'd like to be able to carry a bunch of them in my backpack at all times. An added (but irrelevant) bonus here is that if I ever get hit by a train at high speed while crossing the street, the paramedics will wonder why there are ****** scattered all over the accident scene, and the police will hopefully have some fun writing the report.

But, again, this is just an idea for a stupid practical joke. I'm not actually going to spend any significant time or money on it, I was just hoping that maybe there was some shop that sold super-cheap dongs intended for decorative use only.
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But, again, this is just an idea for a stupid practical joke. I'm not actually going to ...

... intended for decorative use only.



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I've read that owning more than three ****** in Texas is considered "intent to distribute" and is thus illegal.

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I'm in before the news story on Joe Perez
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