How (and why) to Ramble on your goat sideways
12-30-2016, 11:20 AM
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Rolling power outages all over western Turkey.
Well meaning muslim government's benevolent efforts to keep the people from taking part in the evil western tradition called new year's eve celebrations.
One gov't official presented migrating birds resting on power lines as an explanation earlier today.
Uhm, they migrated at least a couple months ago.
And, that was NOT the the first time they were migrating.
Funny place to live. Never a dull moment.
Well meaning muslim government's benevolent efforts to keep the people from taking part in the evil western tradition called new year's eve celebrations.
One gov't official presented migrating birds resting on power lines as an explanation earlier today.
Uhm, they migrated at least a couple months ago.
And, that was NOT the the first time they were migrating.
Funny place to live. Never a dull moment.
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12-30-2016, 12:02 PM
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Rolling power outages all over western Turkey.
Well meaning muslim government's benevolent efforts to keep the people from taking part in the evil western tradition called new year's eve celebrations.
One gov't official presented migrating birds resting on power lines as an explanation earlier today.
Uhm, they migrated at least a couple months ago.
And, that was NOT the the first time they were migrating.
Funny place to live. Never a dull moment.
Well meaning muslim government's benevolent efforts to keep the people from taking part in the evil western tradition called new year's eve celebrations.
One gov't official presented migrating birds resting on power lines as an explanation earlier today.
Uhm, they migrated at least a couple months ago.
And, that was NOT the the first time they were migrating.
Funny place to live. Never a dull moment.
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12-30-2016, 01:01 PM
Rolling power outages all over western Turkey.
Well meaning muslim government's benevolent efforts to keep the people from taking part in the evil western tradition called new year's eve celebrations.
One gov't official presented migrating birds resting on power lines as an explanation earlier today.
Uhm, they migrated at least a couple months ago.
And, that was NOT the the first time they were migrating.
Funny place to live. Never a dull moment.
Well meaning muslim government's benevolent efforts to keep the people from taking part in the evil western tradition called new year's eve celebrations.
One gov't official presented migrating birds resting on power lines as an explanation earlier today.
Uhm, they migrated at least a couple months ago.
And, that was NOT the the first time they were migrating.
Funny place to live. Never a dull moment.
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12-30-2016, 06:55 PM
For the sake of this conversation, let's assume that he was talking about turkeys and mistook them for migratory birds. Then he looks like the idiot and not me 
. Also, "his" was in reference to the official.
. Also, "his" was in reference to the official.
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01-02-2017, 12:07 PM
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I would like to thank the junky who considerately capped the needle before passing out and ceasing to breathe.
I would have accidentally shot heroin into my hand last night otherwise.
I would have accidentally shot heroin into my hand last night otherwise.
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