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Old 10-01-2010, 11:47 AM   #3721
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This is alarming

Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!

Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.


To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:-

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally, and

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary!!
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Old 10-01-2010, 11:52 AM   #3722
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P.Diddy + Russell Brand = fail
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Anyone ever owned/worked on a BMW E24? There's a 1982 633CSi for sale locally for $500. Not running, seller says it needs an alternator, dist cap, and a battery.
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Ebay water pump shat all over me today
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Anyone ever owned/worked on a BMW E24? There's a 1982 633CSi for sale locally for $500. Not running, seller says it needs an alternator, dist cap, and a battery.
Nope, but for $500 can you really pass it up? Old 6 series are gorgeous and if all else fails, you could probably easily get your $500 back.

*edit* LoL. Just saw that Buffon is temp banned. Banned for eBay fail?!

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Old 10-01-2010, 01:40 PM   #3726
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Nope, but for $500 can you really pass it up? Old 6 series are gorgeous and if all else fails, you could probably easily get your $500 back.

*edit* LoL. Just saw that Buffon is temp banned. Banned for eBay fail?!
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Nope, but for $500 can you really pass it up? Old 6 series are gorgeous and if all else fails, you could probably easily get your $500 back.
Ugh. That's not how it works. I'm supposed to enable everyone else's poor decisions, and you guys are supposed to stop me from wasting money.
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Old 10-01-2010, 01:43 PM   #3728
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It's only $500
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Watch this and not laugh. One of my favorite TG bits.



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Christ that was funny. haha.
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Old 10-01-2010, 02:08 PM   #3730
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Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

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Holy **** man, theres a guy here in Austin that has something near identical to that. I'll never understand.
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Christ that was funny. haha.
That first turn killed me.
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This is alarming

Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!

Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.


To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:-

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally, and

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary!!

True story.

also tofu has female hormones, thus making vegans vaginas
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Old 10-01-2010, 02:54 PM   #3734
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That first turn killed me.
The best is the arrival at the meet a la Buffon
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That first turn killed me.
We were cryin laughing in my office
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lol looks like Shaq stole a bumper car lolz
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okay, what else can cause a major boost leak.... I have closed off the wastegate, bypassed the whole intercooler, goes from turbo to TB... I have checked ALL vacuum lines, checked for exhaust leaks in mini... I gained about 1psi out of all this... yet a T25 is still not giving more than 6psi... I am getting full compression in all cylinders... WTF! However, it does sound like there is a hissing sound near my injectors, would bad o-rings seats cause a fair amout of leakage? What am I missing?!
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Grassroots in town. Lets see what our heavy *** 300zx can do.
Whoa! Got the car weighed. 300 pounds lighter than stock.
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