Insert BS here A place to discuss anything you want

How (and why) to Ramble on your goat sideways

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 10-01-2010, 10:47 AM
  #3721  
Elite Member
iTrader: (30)
 
levnubhin's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Va Beach
Posts: 7,329
Total Cats: 12
Default

This is alarming

Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!

Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.


To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:-

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally, and

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary!!
__________________
Best Car Insurance | Auto Protection Today | FREE Trade-In Quote
levnubhin is offline  
Old 10-01-2010, 10:52 AM
  #3722  
Junior Member
iTrader: (1)
 
chricto's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Austin, Tx
Posts: 152
Total Cats: 0
Default

P.Diddy + Russell Brand = fail
chricto is offline  
Old 10-01-2010, 12:03 PM
  #3723  
Elite Member
iTrader: (7)
 
mgeoffriau's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Jackson, MS
Posts: 7,388
Total Cats: 474
Default

Anyone ever owned/worked on a BMW E24? There's a 1982 633CSi for sale locally for $500. Not running, seller says it needs an alternator, dist cap, and a battery.
mgeoffriau is offline  
Old 10-01-2010, 12:25 PM
  #3724  
Elite Member
iTrader: (9)
 
buffon01's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Michigan
Posts: 5,609
Total Cats: 13
Default

Ebay water pump shat all over me today
buffon01 is offline  
Old 10-01-2010, 12:36 PM
  #3725  
Junior Member
iTrader: (1)
 
chricto's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Austin, Tx
Posts: 152
Total Cats: 0
Default

Originally Posted by mgeoffriau
Anyone ever owned/worked on a BMW E24? There's a 1982 633CSi for sale locally for $500. Not running, seller says it needs an alternator, dist cap, and a battery.
Nope, but for $500 can you really pass it up? Old 6 series are gorgeous and if all else fails, you could probably easily get your $500 back.

*edit* LoL. Just saw that Buffon is temp banned. Banned for eBay fail?!

Last edited by chricto; 10-01-2010 at 12:39 PM. Reason: lulz
chricto is offline  
Old 10-01-2010, 12:40 PM
  #3726  
Elite Member
iTrader: (9)
 
buffon01's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Michigan
Posts: 5,609
Total Cats: 13
Default

Originally Posted by chricto
Nope, but for $500 can you really pass it up? Old 6 series are gorgeous and if all else fails, you could probably easily get your $500 back.

*edit* LoL. Just saw that Buffon is temp banned. Banned for eBay fail?!
Ban quote.
buffon01 is offline  
Old 10-01-2010, 12:41 PM
  #3727  
Elite Member
iTrader: (7)
 
mgeoffriau's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Jackson, MS
Posts: 7,388
Total Cats: 474
Default

Originally Posted by chricto
Nope, but for $500 can you really pass it up? Old 6 series are gorgeous and if all else fails, you could probably easily get your $500 back.
Ugh. That's not how it works. I'm supposed to enable everyone else's poor decisions, and you guys are supposed to stop me from wasting money.
mgeoffriau is offline  
Old 10-01-2010, 12:43 PM
  #3728  
Elite Member
iTrader: (9)
 
buffon01's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Michigan
Posts: 5,609
Total Cats: 13
Default

It's only $500
buffon01 is offline  
Old 10-01-2010, 12:45 PM
  #3729  
Elite Member
iTrader: (9)
 
TurboTim's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Chesterfield, NJ
Posts: 6,892
Total Cats: 399
Default

Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy
embed fail

Watch this and not laugh. One of my favorite TG bits.



http://www.streetfire.net/video/top-...in_2032682.htm
Christ that was funny. haha.
TurboTim is offline  
Old 10-01-2010, 01:08 PM
  #3730  
Elite Member
iTrader: (9)
 
buffon01's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Michigan
Posts: 5,609
Total Cats: 13
Default

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/ctd/1978206738.html
buffon01 is offline  
Old 10-01-2010, 01:22 PM
  #3731  
Junior Member
iTrader: (1)
 
chricto's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Austin, Tx
Posts: 152
Total Cats: 0
Default

Holy **** man, theres a guy here in Austin that has something near identical to that. I'll never understand.
chricto is offline  
Old 10-01-2010, 01:41 PM
  #3732  
Elite Member
iTrader: (10)
 
9671111's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 1,582
Total Cats: 18
Default

Originally Posted by TurboTim
Christ that was funny. haha.
That first turn killed me.
9671111 is offline  
Old 10-01-2010, 01:48 PM
  #3733  
Junior Member
 
GTRicky's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2010
Posts: 248
Total Cats: 0
Default

Originally Posted by levnubhin
This is alarming

Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!

Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.


To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:-

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally, and

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary!!

True story.

also tofu has female hormones, thus making vegans vaginas
GTRicky is offline  
Old 10-01-2010, 01:54 PM
  #3734  
Elite Member
iTrader: (9)
 
buffon01's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Michigan
Posts: 5,609
Total Cats: 13
Default

Originally Posted by rccote
That first turn killed me.
The best is the arrival at the meet a la Buffon
buffon01 is offline  
Old 10-01-2010, 02:07 PM
  #3735  
Elite Member
iTrader: (10)
 
leatherface24's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Pembroke Pines
Posts: 4,064
Total Cats: 10
Default

Originally Posted by rccote
That first turn killed me.
We were cryin laughing in my office
leatherface24 is offline  
Old 10-01-2010, 04:03 PM
  #3736  
Elite Member
iTrader: (10)
 
leatherface24's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Pembroke Pines
Posts: 4,064
Total Cats: 10
Default

leatherface24 is offline  
Old 10-01-2010, 04:16 PM
  #3737  
Elite Member
iTrader: (9)
 
buffon01's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Michigan
Posts: 5,609
Total Cats: 13
Default

Old
buffon01 is offline  
Old 10-01-2010, 04:20 PM
  #3738  
Elite Member
iTrader: (6)
 
Bond's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Southlake,Texas
Posts: 3,219
Total Cats: 15
Default

lol looks like Shaq stole a bumper car lolz
Bond is offline  
Old 10-01-2010, 04:56 PM
  #3739  
Elite Member
iTrader: (4)
 
Pen2_the_penguin's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Reno, NV
Posts: 3,686
Total Cats: 95
Default

okay, what else can cause a major boost leak.... I have closed off the wastegate, bypassed the whole intercooler, goes from turbo to TB... I have checked ALL vacuum lines, checked for exhaust leaks in mini... I gained about 1psi out of all this... yet a T25 is still not giving more than 6psi... I am getting full compression in all cylinders... WTF! However, it does sound like there is a hissing sound near my injectors, would bad o-rings seats cause a fair amout of leakage? What am I missing?!
Pen2_the_penguin is offline  
Old 10-01-2010, 06:26 PM
  #3740  
Elite Member
iTrader: (7)
 
turotufas's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Gainesville,Fl
Posts: 3,304
Total Cats: 7
Default

Originally Posted by turotufas
Grassroots in town. Lets see what our heavy *** 300zx can do.
Whoa! Got the car weighed. 300 pounds lighter than stock.
turotufas is offline  


Quick Reply: How (and why) to Ramble on your goat sideways



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 07:41 AM.