How (and why) to Ramble on your goat sideways
10-26-2010, 05:05 AM
#4221
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Oh I will. But I think I got my bad karma back today. My motor must have been hungry because it ate a valve retainer, valve spring, two push rods, my number 7 exhaust valve, the chamber of my head, and lastly the piston under it. Man not even 24 hours after I post the link. Guess I will be walking for the next two days until I get the motor rebuilt.
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10-26-2010, 08:30 AM
#4222
Oh I will. But I think I got my bad karma back today. My motor must have been hungry because it ate a valve retainer, valve spring, two push rods, my number 7 exhaust valve, the chamber of my head, and lastly the piston under it. Man not even 24 hours after I post the link. Guess I will be walking for the next two days until I get the motor rebuilt.
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10-26-2010, 01:28 PM
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I was on the list to buy one, but I got cold feet about it being fiberglass and having the lip so low to the ground. However, I still want one and if people say that they are strong enough to take a few hits, then I will most definately drop the coin on it. Only 225 bucks by the way.
Now I present, Japanese Toilet Pranks.
Now I present, Japanese Toilet Pranks.
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10-26-2010, 05:40 PM
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I was on the list to buy one, but I got cold feet about it being fiberglass and having the lip so low to the ground. However, I still want one and if people say that they are strong enough to take a few hits, then I will most definately drop the coin on it. Only 225 bucks by the way.
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10-27-2010, 01:00 AM
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****! 
Home again, second night in a row. At least I was only 3 hours short tonight. This **** ******* sucks. In near agony, thanks to the pain never letting up. Feels like someone has a knife in my side and is twisting it around, stirring my organs. At least I'm home early I guess...
Oh yeah, for further details, add in a slight sensation of someone crushing your *****. Thanks hernia!
Home again, second night in a row. At least I was only 3 hours short tonight. This **** ******* sucks. In near agony, thanks to the pain never letting up. Feels like someone has a knife in my side and is twisting it around, stirring my organs. At least I'm home early I guess...Oh yeah, for further details, add in a slight sensation of someone crushing your *****. Thanks hernia!
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10-27-2010, 09:42 AM
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****! Home again, second night in a row. At least I was only 3 hours short tonight. This **** ******* sucks. In near agony, thanks to the pain never letting up. Feels like someone has a knife in my side and is twisting it around, stirring my organs. At least I'm home early I guess...
Oh yeah, for further details, add in a slight sensation of someone crushing your *****. Thanks hernia!
Home again, second night in a row. At least I was only 3 hours short tonight. This **** ******* sucks. In near agony, thanks to the pain never letting up. Feels like someone has a knife in my side and is twisting it around, stirring my organs. At least I'm home early I guess...Oh yeah, for further details, add in a slight sensation of someone crushing your *****. Thanks hernia!
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10-27-2010, 10:35 AM
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I'm good now, guys. I think it was my super fun constipation trapping the mother of all gas bubbles, and it was putting lots of pressure on my colon/intestines, or wherever it was. I took some of my magnesium citrate and it liquified that junk and I feel OK now. Yesterday/Monday I thought it was the return of my kidney stones, so I didn't even think about my fuxxored gastrointestinal tract. At least I got a good 6 hours of Halo Reach in tonight, kicked some *** in team slayer, nearly every match I was the top scorer. Maybe the pain helped me keep my nerves down. Also got in a little time to tinker around with my tattoo design. If only my time off work was paid, I would do this more often.
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10-27-2010, 10:53 AM
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Wish me luck. I just took a second dose of magnesium citrate before I go to sleep. Thats 20oz of mag citrate, and about 80-100oz of tea and water to wash it down since about midnight. If I have a dream that I am inner tubing down a river, that means I have just shat all over myself in a diarrhea explosion. Here hoping I feel it and wake up before that happens. 
I need a new mattress anyway, really.
I should have put this in the poo thread. Now I'm shitting up the ramble thread, literally and figuratively.
I need a new mattress anyway, really.I should have put this in the poo thread. Now I'm shitting up the ramble thread, literally and figuratively.
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