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Old 01-04-2011, 11:13 PM   #5601
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Yes, I watched two dudes do it once and actually land it. That **** was unreal.

It's good that you're ok.
Thay closed that part down, too many people getting hurt I guess. No way id ever try it.

Thanks, I am in a lot of ******* pain tho.
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Old 01-04-2011, 11:26 PM   #5602
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"I met a girl at a cafe once. We talked for a few minutes but then I got a phone call and excused myself to take it. When I came back she was gone.

Went home and posted an ad on missed connections. Two days later she writes me back and we set up a date. We went out for drinks and then I raped her in the alley behind the bar, leaving her crying and bloody. Worst part is the bitch gave me herpes."

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Old 01-04-2011, 11:54 PM   #5603
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Old 01-05-2011, 03:13 AM   #5604
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Thay closed that part down, too many people getting hurt I guess. No way id ever try it.

Thanks, I am in a lot of ******* pain tho.
Probably just a contusion? I've been over the bars a few times.
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I hate it when I go down on a chick in the dark, they forget to maintain their shaven girly parts... so it feels like my chin just hit sand paper on the way down.
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Old 01-05-2011, 08:48 AM   #5606
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AWD TL's = Slower than I thought, Far slower.
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Old 01-05-2011, 09:32 AM   #5607
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The Eye of Ra has formed on my fingernail.
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Old 01-05-2011, 09:37 AM   #5608
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Probably just a contusion? I've been over the bars a few times.
Definitely, on my ribs and shoulder.

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That's ******* gross!
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Excellent
Good stuff. Lol
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Old 01-05-2011, 10:17 AM   #5611
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That's ******* gross!

The EYE OF RA is offended!
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Old 01-05-2011, 10:21 AM   #5612
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The Eye of Ra has formed on my fingernail.
I looked at it and right away thought of Beavis or Butthead
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Good stuff. Lol

really? it was boring and stupid. I'll introduce him to my cousin Garrett...I'll show him racisim. He's not well spoken either and likes bon fires.
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really? it was boring and stupid. I'll introduce him to my cousin Garrett...I'll show him racisim. He's not well spoken either and likes bon fires.
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I like Bon fires.....
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I like Bon fires.....
in the shape of crosses?
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Sure, why not?
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Can anyone think of a reason why I should not go home from work and play Forza all day?
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I hate it when I go down on a chick in the dark, they forget to maintain their shaven girly parts... so it feels like my chin just hit sand paper on the way down.
What are you doing going down on her?
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Can anyone think of a reason why I should not go home from work and play Forza all day?
Nope. Sounds reasonable. I've gotta find something to do with my 12 days off of work. I haven't had this long to do nothing since before I started back to work when I was going to school full time.
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