How (and why) to Ramble on your goat sideways
02-27-2011, 09:47 AM
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GIFTER and GIFTEE invoke the power of SATAN and celebrate their submission to Him.
Together, GIFTER and GIFTEE light 13 black candles while chanting to SATAN.
GIFTER and GIFTEE kneel before SATAN.
GIFTER recites: “Hail Satan. We praise SATAN and thank Him for the inspiration to conduct this service today. I give my thanks to our Lord and Master Satan for the power I have been entrusted with. I give my thanks to our Lord and Master Satan for my precious gift and the ability and the will to pass it on in His name as long as I shall live. HAIL SATAN.”
GIFTEE recites: “Hail Satan. We praise SATAN and thank Him for the inspiration to conduct this service today. I give my thanks to our Lord and Master Satan for leading me to His follower to receive His gift today and promise to pass it on to others for as long as I shall live. HAIL SATAN.”
GIFTER applies tattoo of biohazard symbol with “GIFTER” below it.
GIFTER applies tattoo with words “HIV –“ to GIFTEE’s ***.
GIFTEE shows his gratitude to GIFTER and willingness to accept the fruits of GIFTER’S body.
GIFTEE kneels before GIFTER while GIFTER pisses in a goblet. GIFTEE drinks from the goblet and gives praise and thanks to GIFTER and to SATAN.
GIFTEE kneels before GIFTER and opens its mouth while GIFTER spits into it. GIFTEE swallows all that is offered and gives praise and thanks to GIFTER and to SATAN.
Using a rimseat, GIFTEE pleasures GIFTER anally and takes communion of GIFTER’S ****, giving praise and thanks to GIFTER and to SATAN.
The gift is passed.
GIFTER recites: “******, do you accept my gift in the name of SATAN?”
GIFTEE responds: “Yes, Sir, I do, Sir.”
GIFTER recites: “******, do you accept all that goes with having my gift in your body, in the name of SATAN?”
GIFTEE responds: “Yes, Sir, I do, Sir.”
GIFTER recites: “******, do you accept the gift of AIDS, in the name of SATAN?”
GIFTEE responds: “Yes, Sir, I do, Sir.”
GIFTER ***** GIFTEE. GIFTEE follows all instructions while both chant and give praise and thanks to SATAN.
GIFTER shoots as many loads as he likes into GIFTEE.
Giving praise and thanks for the passing of the gift.
GIFTER uses a black marker to write through words on GIFTEE’s body, so that “HIV –“ is changed to “HIV +.”
GIFTER applies tattoo of biohazard symbol with words “FUTURE AIDS ******” to GIFTEE’s chest.
GIFTER and GIFTEE kneel together and give praise and thanks to SATAN.
Together, GIFTER and GIFTEE light 13 black candles while chanting to SATAN.
GIFTER and GIFTEE kneel before SATAN.
GIFTER recites: “Hail Satan. We praise SATAN and thank Him for the inspiration to conduct this service today. I give my thanks to our Lord and Master Satan for the power I have been entrusted with. I give my thanks to our Lord and Master Satan for my precious gift and the ability and the will to pass it on in His name as long as I shall live. HAIL SATAN.”
GIFTEE recites: “Hail Satan. We praise SATAN and thank Him for the inspiration to conduct this service today. I give my thanks to our Lord and Master Satan for leading me to His follower to receive His gift today and promise to pass it on to others for as long as I shall live. HAIL SATAN.”
GIFTER applies tattoo of biohazard symbol with “GIFTER” below it.
GIFTER applies tattoo with words “HIV –“ to GIFTEE’s ***.
GIFTEE shows his gratitude to GIFTER and willingness to accept the fruits of GIFTER’S body.
GIFTEE kneels before GIFTER while GIFTER pisses in a goblet. GIFTEE drinks from the goblet and gives praise and thanks to GIFTER and to SATAN.
GIFTEE kneels before GIFTER and opens its mouth while GIFTER spits into it. GIFTEE swallows all that is offered and gives praise and thanks to GIFTER and to SATAN.
Using a rimseat, GIFTEE pleasures GIFTER anally and takes communion of GIFTER’S ****, giving praise and thanks to GIFTER and to SATAN.
The gift is passed.
GIFTER recites: “******, do you accept my gift in the name of SATAN?”
GIFTEE responds: “Yes, Sir, I do, Sir.”
GIFTER recites: “******, do you accept all that goes with having my gift in your body, in the name of SATAN?”
GIFTEE responds: “Yes, Sir, I do, Sir.”
GIFTER recites: “******, do you accept the gift of AIDS, in the name of SATAN?”
GIFTEE responds: “Yes, Sir, I do, Sir.”
GIFTER ***** GIFTEE. GIFTEE follows all instructions while both chant and give praise and thanks to SATAN.
GIFTER shoots as many loads as he likes into GIFTEE.
Giving praise and thanks for the passing of the gift.
GIFTER uses a black marker to write through words on GIFTEE’s body, so that “HIV –“ is changed to “HIV +.”
GIFTER applies tattoo of biohazard symbol with words “FUTURE AIDS ******” to GIFTEE’s chest.
GIFTER and GIFTEE kneel together and give praise and thanks to SATAN.
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02-27-2011, 12:44 PM
#6754
GIFTER and GIFTEE invoke the power of SATAN and celebrate their submission to Him.
Together, GIFTER and GIFTEE light 13 black candles while chanting to SATAN.
GIFTER and GIFTEE kneel before SATAN.
GIFTER recites: “Hail Satan. We praise SATAN and thank Him for the inspiration to conduct this service today. I give my thanks to our Lord and Master Satan for the power I have been entrusted with. I give my thanks to our Lord and Master Satan for my precious gift and the ability and the will to pass it on in His name as long as I shall live. HAIL SATAN.”
GIFTEE recites: “Hail Satan. We praise SATAN and thank Him for the inspiration to conduct this service today. I give my thanks to our Lord and Master Satan for leading me to His follower to receive His gift today and promise to pass it on to others for as long as I shall live. HAIL SATAN.”
GIFTER applies tattoo of biohazard symbol with “GIFTER” below it.
GIFTER applies tattoo with words “HIV –“ to GIFTEE’s ***.
GIFTEE shows his gratitude to GIFTER and willingness to accept the fruits of GIFTER’S body.
GIFTEE kneels before GIFTER while GIFTER pisses in a goblet. GIFTEE drinks from the goblet and gives praise and thanks to GIFTER and to SATAN.
GIFTEE kneels before GIFTER and opens its mouth while GIFTER spits into it. GIFTEE swallows all that is offered and gives praise and thanks to GIFTER and to SATAN.
Using a rimseat, GIFTEE pleasures GIFTER anally and takes communion of GIFTER’S ****, giving praise and thanks to GIFTER and to SATAN.
The gift is passed.
GIFTER recites: “******, do you accept my gift in the name of SATAN?”
GIFTEE responds: “Yes, Sir, I do, Sir.”
GIFTER recites: “******, do you accept all that goes with having my gift in your body, in the name of SATAN?”
GIFTEE responds: “Yes, Sir, I do, Sir.”
GIFTER recites: “******, do you accept the gift of AIDS, in the name of SATAN?”
GIFTEE responds: “Yes, Sir, I do, Sir.”
GIFTER ***** GIFTEE. GIFTEE follows all instructions while both chant and give praise and thanks to SATAN.
GIFTER shoots as many loads as he likes into GIFTEE.
Giving praise and thanks for the passing of the gift.
GIFTER uses a black marker to write through words on GIFTEE’s body, so that “HIV –“ is changed to “HIV +.”
GIFTER applies tattoo of biohazard symbol with words “FUTURE AIDS ******” to GIFTEE’s chest.
GIFTER and GIFTEE kneel together and give praise and thanks to SATAN.
Together, GIFTER and GIFTEE light 13 black candles while chanting to SATAN.
GIFTER and GIFTEE kneel before SATAN.
GIFTER recites: “Hail Satan. We praise SATAN and thank Him for the inspiration to conduct this service today. I give my thanks to our Lord and Master Satan for the power I have been entrusted with. I give my thanks to our Lord and Master Satan for my precious gift and the ability and the will to pass it on in His name as long as I shall live. HAIL SATAN.”
GIFTEE recites: “Hail Satan. We praise SATAN and thank Him for the inspiration to conduct this service today. I give my thanks to our Lord and Master Satan for leading me to His follower to receive His gift today and promise to pass it on to others for as long as I shall live. HAIL SATAN.”
GIFTER applies tattoo of biohazard symbol with “GIFTER” below it.
GIFTER applies tattoo with words “HIV –“ to GIFTEE’s ***.
GIFTEE shows his gratitude to GIFTER and willingness to accept the fruits of GIFTER’S body.
GIFTEE kneels before GIFTER while GIFTER pisses in a goblet. GIFTEE drinks from the goblet and gives praise and thanks to GIFTER and to SATAN.
GIFTEE kneels before GIFTER and opens its mouth while GIFTER spits into it. GIFTEE swallows all that is offered and gives praise and thanks to GIFTER and to SATAN.
Using a rimseat, GIFTEE pleasures GIFTER anally and takes communion of GIFTER’S ****, giving praise and thanks to GIFTER and to SATAN.
The gift is passed.
GIFTER recites: “******, do you accept my gift in the name of SATAN?”
GIFTEE responds: “Yes, Sir, I do, Sir.”
GIFTER recites: “******, do you accept all that goes with having my gift in your body, in the name of SATAN?”
GIFTEE responds: “Yes, Sir, I do, Sir.”
GIFTER recites: “******, do you accept the gift of AIDS, in the name of SATAN?”
GIFTEE responds: “Yes, Sir, I do, Sir.”
GIFTER ***** GIFTEE. GIFTEE follows all instructions while both chant and give praise and thanks to SATAN.
GIFTER shoots as many loads as he likes into GIFTEE.
Giving praise and thanks for the passing of the gift.
GIFTER uses a black marker to write through words on GIFTEE’s body, so that “HIV –“ is changed to “HIV +.”
GIFTER applies tattoo of biohazard symbol with words “FUTURE AIDS ******” to GIFTEE’s chest.
GIFTER and GIFTEE kneel together and give praise and thanks to SATAN.
You sir, must be high or something.
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02-27-2011, 04:51 PM
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******* engine bay wiring!!! Why does it all have to be so ******* brittle and delicate!? Well, other than being almost 30 years old and heat treated by a rotary oven.
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02-27-2011, 04:54 PM
#6758
Holy ****, my roommate is a weird *******. Homes comes in the room after taking a shower and before getting dressed, checks his phone for missed calls, calls the person back and begins a 30 minute phone call while standing in a towel in the middle of the room.
I did what every logical person would do, I took my **** out and started jacking off until he left.
I did what every logical person would do, I took my **** out and started jacking off until he left.
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02-27-2011, 08:31 PM
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So is Paypal now taking chunks of my money for using their "services"? Trying to figure out why my $375 became $363 as soon as it hit my account. I don't recall ever having money taken like that in the past. God I hate Paypal.
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02-27-2011, 08:35 PM
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I think this is a no brainer. It seem that looking at my local craigslist, I can sell my computer for more than it is really worth, then turn around and build a brand new computer for less money. It's about 1.5 years old with some new parts I have recently upgraded. Can probably get $1000 for it, based on other local gaming computers. Should I deal with the BS hassle? It won't yield any big profit, but I will roughly break even and get a slightly more advanced computer. Plus I love the process of building them, so it's fun to me to see it all come together and work.
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