How (and why) to Ramble on your goat sideways
07-11-2011, 12:46 AM
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I witnessed the best *** I have ever seen tonight while bowling. WOW! Of course it had to be a girl young enough to make me a dirty old man, she was maybe 16ish. If she doesn't want people looking, she shouldn't be wearing super short cotton shorts, looking like she was just working out. Tan fitness legs and a great ***. Apparently her and her giggling friends knew I was looking because leaving they all turned and waved at me. I smiled and waved back, all I could legally do. 
Yes I know, pervert...
Yes I know, pervert...
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07-11-2011, 12:48 AM
#8826
I witnessed the best *** I have ever seen tonight while bowling. WOW! Of course it had to be a girl young enough to make me a dirty old man, she was maybe 16ish. If she doesn't want people looking, she shouldn't be wearing super short cotton shorts, looking like she was just working out. Tan fitness legs and a great ***. Apparently her and her giggling friends knew I was looking because leaving they all turned and waved at me. I smiled and waved back, all I could legally do.
Yes I know, pervert...
Yes I know, pervert...
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07-11-2011, 01:09 AM
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Not here. 16 is free for all. 
Though to be absolutely honest, I have been drinking a bit, and my age detecting radar was a bit broken tonight, that or she was one of those tough to tell kind of girls. She could have easily been anywhere from 15-19... but that is beside the point... dat ***!
Though to be absolutely honest, I have been drinking a bit, and my age detecting radar was a bit broken tonight, that or she was one of those tough to tell kind of girls. She could have easily been anywhere from 15-19... but that is beside the point... dat ***!
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07-11-2011, 07:13 AM
#8829
Well, I finally feel better about my car after having to **** with little things the past two weeks...and the two times it has had a failure that left it undrivable (both times happened in my driveway though...didn't strand me anywhere). First it was the notation that AFRs were going lean up top...so buy a fuel filter and plan on replacing it...and have the rubber clutch line fail the day after said fueling observation. So then I had to replace both parts. Get the car running for 4 days, do some logging and notice my TPS reprts to me that I am not holding WOT when I really am and the alternator fails. Get replacement alty and replace. Break voltage regulator connector trying to get it off. Luckily there is a local guy who parts out miatas who clipped part of a wiring harness which allowed me to replace the broken connector. So now the alty is in and the car starts...the next day the belt starts squealing like mad. Get back under car and tighten alty belt. So now I'm curious how everything is doing so I load up the lappy toppy and go do some datalogging....boost goes up, AFRs go down into the mid-11s and everything holds just fine. All is good in the neighborhood.....finally.
*knocks on wood*
*knocks on wood*
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oh yeah...
07-12-2011, 11:21 AM
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Heard a rather off underwriter announcement on NPR this morning.
"... supporting men everywhere who suffer from the effects of PMS, at everythingidoiswrong.org"
http://everythingidoiswrong.org/
Cute.
"... supporting men everywhere who suffer from the effects of PMS, at everythingidoiswrong.org"
http://everythingidoiswrong.org/
Cute.
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