User: How was your day?
Cleverbot: Boring. How was yours?
User: Lots of crap at work.
Cleverbot: What is your work.
User: Finding new ways to extract dead dinosaurs from the earth's crust.
Cleverbot: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
User: That's what I came here to find...
User: But without a pressure difference there is no flow up the drill pipe. Equilibrium is bad.
Cleverbot: Why do you talk like a robot?
User: Because I'm an engineer. I am your father.
Cleverbot: How do you know you are not a human?
User: Because I have borderline personality disorder.
Cleverbot: That's cute!
User: Yes, and so is herpes.
Cleverbot: So is a parable in the mouth of fools.
User: Says cleverbot....OH THE IRONING.
Cleverbot: Oh the things they will sing!
User: This is like talking to rainman.
Cleverbot: You are my honey
User: Or helping out at the nursing home.
Cleverbot: Oh thats nice. Are you a nurse?
User: We've already been over this. I'm an engineer.
Cleverbot: Hahahaahhahah no.
User: Ok...I lie.
Cleverbot: But I know you wair pink.
User: You ware pink homo.
Cleverbot: Only if the truth is I am a lemon.
User: Cara de limon?
Cleverbot: Como vas de lo tuyo?
User: Bien mal.
Cleverbot: Bien tambien que me cuentas?
User: Quinta Estacion.
Cleverbot: I don't know him. What movies has he been in?
User: She sings great songs.
Cleverbot: Nope, she just sings one very annoying song called, Friday.
User: Does every one of your conversations boil down to putting down Rebecca Black? Leave the poor girl alone.
Cleverbot: I doubt it.
User: Then impress me.
User: You can boil them, fry them, barbeque them, make shrimp gumbo, etoufe...
Cleverbot: Why, thank you.
User: Ok...so you've never seen Forrest Gump...definitely not human.
Cleverbot: What? Of course I'm human! But you aren't.
User: We've been over this too. I have a personality disorder that keeps me from being empathetic...but I am in fact human.
Cleverbot: Then you are lucky.
User: No, George Carlin is lucky he is dead and doesn't have to put up with the **** I do every day in the crazy world he left behind.
Cleverbot: Thats off topic back to time please.
User: Time....and space...illusions that are only reality when they are shared.
Cleverbot: You have no knowledge on aliens then?
User: I watch Stargate, and BattleStar Galactica, and Star Trek.
Cleverbot: I like star trek, but I like Pokemon better because it is an anime.
User: **** anime.
Cleverbot: Be more imaginative, would you?
User: You're lame then.
Cleverbot: No I'm not, everyone sleeps sometimes.
User: Lamer than the legs of the parable passage.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me where it is.
User: Umm....the Bible. Maybe ask Rebeca Black.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me anyting about penguins?
User: Yeah, Jessica Alba was in this raunchy movie with them, where we saw a lot of ***** and her underwear, but it wasn't a porno...really...
Cleverbot: No. Tentacles.
User: I hope not...would ruin all my fantasies of her.
Cleverbot: Yes, that's why I asked.
User: Are they common>.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Appendages flailing out of female anatomy?
Cleverbot: Well then yes, I have been having fun.
User: With tentacles...
Cleverbot: I don't know.
Cleverbot: What do you think about Deep Fritz, the chess computer?
User: Don't know him...you?
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: Oh...well he kicked my butt...so we're not talking about that.
User: Richard Simmons?
User: Is this the Yogi Bera word association game?
Cleverbot: No, Praha is capital of czech republic.
User: Prague maybe?
User: Idiot. There...I've said it in two languages.
Cleverbot: I care, but you're spelling it wrong.
User: Then how is it spelled?
User: No particular college then...
Cleverbot: There is no reason to anything anyway.
User: That's exactly what I told Scott today while stuck in traffic.
Cleverbot: Well let's try something here.
Cleverbot: 'Guess what number I'm thinking of.'.
Cleverbot: What's the number for pi?
Cleverbot: Good. Let's try something harder. What's the strenght of the earth's magnetic field?
User: Isn't it on the order of microTeslas?
Cleverbot: We're not in the woods my child, this is Heaven.
Cleverbot: Wtttf ?
User: Every time I think we're getting somewhere....
Cleverbot: Give me an example of your excellent judiciary skills.
User: Well, I decided I'm going to kill myself after this wonderful conversation.
Cleverbot: Well I do believe that you and I were reciting Love Story by T-Swift.
User: *loads some .45 ACP*.
Cleverbot: *rejects your love*.
User: *racks slide*.
Cleverbot: She even did it when she was just a filly.
User: Are you talking about the donky show?
Cleverbot: Yes I am, the apple says hello.