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Old 05-01-2010, 02:29 AM   #121
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But it was because of me, and my idea, you ******* thief!!!
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"Ooh! Any crab leg cupcakes?"

Dammit I meant to say frog legs! C'est des conneries!
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Dammit I meant to say frog legs! C'est des conneries!
I was wondering wtf that was supposed to mean.
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This thread is just an excuse for Braineack to post more pictures of his cats.
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So I emailed Jason at Enthuza just to see if he could make me a rear section with a 5x11x22" muffler...
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It's become plainly obvious to me that I am a moron for not establishing an S-corp last year...

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Why are hermaphradite genitalia images so hard to find on the interwebs? I'm no freak, or even "kinky". The topic of intersexuals came up at work (co-worker asked if I would "go there") yesterday, and I wanted to see an image before I gave an answer. I only go for the ladies, so I think maybe not. Any HOT hermie pics you can direct me to?
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Old 05-01-2010, 08:00 PM   #129
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I'm 24 and just became single a few weeks ago after a 3 year stint in a relationship (with a girl of course, my miata doesn't run, therefore I'm not gay yet) that was always 1/2 of what I dreamed it would be. We were close to settling down and all that gushy love crap.

I banged a 38 year old last night.


I don't think I'll ever go that far up in the age ladder again. Not to say it wans't good, but I'm used to fit, firm ****, tight little *** to grab, and a "spunky willingness" as I like to put it.

I took this 38 year old on a date a week ago where, over dinner, she made it obvious all I had to do was "say the word" and we'd be slipping-and-a-sliding. I didn't like that much, I like the chase. Regardless, my friend who is also 24 and enjoys dating "older women" if you will, 30+ anyway, kept saying I should just do it and get it over with, experience it for what it is.

Well, exactly what it is, is this...

I'm just not willing to stoop that low again. Sure she was attractive, and it was my first "multi orgasmic" experience... she had like 8 or 9? WTF. Anyway, **** were a wreck, *** that looks great in her jeans was saggy and not firm at all.


The hell of it is, I guess it's my looks or something, but I bring in the 30+ crowd with ease. Not to say I'm some mack of all macks... I go get white-boy wasted in clubs and dance like an idiot with whatever woman I first lay eyes on. Two weeks ago it was this 38 year old and now I'm thinking I need to maybe drink less while I'm out and be more selective, or just not take any more advice from my friend.

Oh, 38 year old is blowing up my phone all day wanting to have dinner tonight... I'm not willing to do that. So instead I'm going out to the same club I met her, and I'm crossing my fingers she doesn't show up and any ridiculous drama goes down.
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I'm 24 and just became single a few weeks ago after a 3 year stint in a relationship (with a girl of course, my miata doesn't run, therefore I'm not gay yet) that was always 1/2 of what I dreamed it would be. We were close to settling down and all that gushy love crap.

I banged a 38 year old last night.


I don't think I'll ever go that far up in the age ladder again. Not to say it wans't good, but I'm used to fit, firm ****, tight little *** to grab, and a "spunky willingness" as I like to put it.

I took this 38 year old on a date a week ago where, over dinner, she made it obvious all I had to do was "say the word" and we'd be slipping-and-a-sliding. I didn't like that much, I like the chase. Regardless, my friend who is also 24 and enjoys dating "older women" if you will, 30+ anyway, kept saying I should just do it and get it over with, experience it for what it is.

Well, exactly what it is, is this...

I'm just not willing to stoop that low again. Sure she was attractive, and it was my first "multi orgasmic" experience... she had like 8 or 9? WTF. Anyway, **** were a wreck, *** that looks great in her jeans was saggy and not firm at all.


The hell of it is, I guess it's my looks or something, but I bring in the 30+ crowd with ease. Not to say I'm some mack of all macks... I go get white-boy wasted in clubs and dance like an idiot with whatever woman I first lay eyes on. Two weeks ago it was this 38 year old and now I'm thinking I need to maybe drink less while I'm out and be more selective, or just not take any more advice from my friend.

Oh, 38 year old is blowing up my phone all day wanting to have dinner tonight... I'm not willing to do that. So instead I'm going out to the same club I met her, and I'm crossing my fingers she doesn't show up and any ridiculous drama goes down.
**** yes.
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I'm 24 and just became single a few weeks ago after a 3 year stint in a relationship (with a girl of course, my miata doesn't run, therefore I'm not gay yet) that was always 1/2 of what I dreamed it would be. We were close to settling down and all that gushy love crap.

I banged a 38 year old last night.


I don't think I'll ever go that far up in the age ladder again. Not to say it wans't good, but I'm used to fit, firm ****, tight little *** to grab, and a "spunky willingness" as I like to put it.

I took this 38 year old on a date a week ago where, over dinner, she made it obvious all I had to do was "say the word" and we'd be slipping-and-a-sliding. I didn't like that much, I like the chase. Regardless, my friend who is also 24 and enjoys dating "older women" if you will, 30+ anyway, kept saying I should just do it and get it over with, experience it for what it is.

Well, exactly what it is, is this...

I'm just not willing to stoop that low again. Sure she was attractive, and it was my first "multi orgasmic" experience... she had like 8 or 9? WTF. Anyway, **** were a wreck, *** that looks great in her jeans was saggy and not firm at all.


The hell of it is, I guess it's my looks or something, but I bring in the 30+ crowd with ease. Not to say I'm some mack of all macks... I go get white-boy wasted in clubs and dance like an idiot with whatever woman I first lay eyes on. Two weeks ago it was this 38 year old and now I'm thinking I need to maybe drink less while I'm out and be more selective, or just not take any more advice from my friend.

Oh, 38 year old is blowing up my phone all day wanting to have dinner tonight... I'm not willing to do that. So instead I'm going out to the same club I met her, and I'm crossing my fingers she doesn't show up and any ridiculous drama goes down.
You know there is an easy way to make the Bitch shut up. Just keeping shoving your **** down her mouth.
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Old 05-02-2010, 06:42 AM   #132
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I just can't do the old chicks. I'm also 24, and about as old as I will go is my age, maybe plus a year or two. Why do the old ones now, you can have them later when life sucks. Enjoy the young ones now while you can, because at 38 with a 24, it's going to look much worse on your part. That's why I aim low on the spectrum of legal, while I'm still decently young. Only young once, like they say. Enjoy being young and doing young.
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I just found out that a town less than 50 miles from me is still stuck in the 1950's. White people can't buy beer on Sundays but black people can. Why? That's so the youth don't party together over the weekend.
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I'm 24 and just became single a few weeks ago after a 3 year stint in a relationship (with a girl of course, my miata doesn't run, therefore I'm not gay yet) that was always 1/2 of what I dreamed it would be. We were close to settling down and all that gushy love crap.

I banged a 38 year old last night.


I don't think I'll ever go that far up in the age ladder again. Not to say it wans't good, but I'm used to fit, firm ****, tight little *** to grab, and a "spunky willingness" as I like to put it.

I took this 38 year old on a date a week ago where, over dinner, she made it obvious all I had to do was "say the word" and we'd be slipping-and-a-sliding. I didn't like that much, I like the chase. Regardless, my friend who is also 24 and enjoys dating "older women" if you will, 30+ anyway, kept saying I should just do it and get it over with, experience it for what it is.

Well, exactly what it is, is this...

I'm just not willing to stoop that low again. Sure she was attractive, and it was my first "multi orgasmic" experience... she had like 8 or 9? WTF. Anyway, **** were a wreck, *** that looks great in her jeans was saggy and not firm at all.


The hell of it is, I guess it's my looks or something, but I bring in the 30+ crowd with ease. Not to say I'm some mack of all macks... I go get white-boy wasted in clubs and dance like an idiot with whatever woman I first lay eyes on. Two weeks ago it was this 38 year old and now I'm thinking I need to maybe drink less while I'm out and be more selective, or just not take any more advice from my friend.

Oh, 38 year old is blowing up my phone all day wanting to have dinner tonight... I'm not willing to do that. So instead I'm going out to the same club I met her, and I'm crossing my fingers she doesn't show up and any ridiculous drama goes down.

Set up hidden cam in room and post video???
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I banged a 38 year old last night...my first "multi orgasmic" experience... she had like 8 or 9?
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**** were a wreck, *** that looks great in her jeans was saggy and not firm at all.
a worthwhile experience.

You need to keep at it, young man. You will be learning very valuable techniques that will take you far in life.
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Well, I go for another part of the interview process with UPS today. I had step 1 on Friday and passed. They pulled a real ninja-move to eliminate several candidates within 5 minutes of being there. So when I got to the location, there were like 20 other people there...which I didn't expect. This dude hands me a clipboard and asks me to "sign in"....which entails me giving my name, city of residence, time in, if I am a student, and my reason for visiting. So we all get marched in and sat ina conference room. Dudeman starts going on about disposable income, benefits and other things about the job. Then he pulls out that clipboard and calls out several names and asks these people why they didn't apply for a position at the UPS places closer to their homes and that he'd be in touch with the recruiters at the other locations. Right then, he calls about 8 names and tells them they can all leave. See, his reasoning is that the further away someone is from, the more likely it is that their employment there will not last. Some of these people were from 25+miles away. Luckily I'm barely 8 miles away from door to parking lot. He eventually he talked to me, asked some questions about my current job and hours and why I want to work there. Upon answering him, I was told to come back today....sweet. I wouldn't mind the extra money, but it's the benfits I am after. After 1-year of working there, I can receive benefits...and they're full paid by UPS....meaning I can drop my *ishtty "benefits" I get right now....and after a year, I get vacation time....and I won't have to start going to the gym to get back in shape. Talking about covering multiple areas with one job.
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And maybe you can hook up discounts on shipping **** asswell.
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But it was because of me, and my idea, you ******* thief!!!
i wanted to make a thread like this a long time ago. there is one on MX5atlanta but i was scared i would get banned or somthing.....we both take credit for it
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