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Old 10-08-2012, 02:10 AM   #14421
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finally got full blown perma-ip banned from CR...

That took long enough.
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Old 10-08-2012, 04:38 AM   #14422
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lol @ roadclubster
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That's so 2009
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wasn't born yet

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Old 10-08-2012, 02:01 PM   #14425
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Just learned we can no longer expense a tip for more then %15. Shady.
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Old 10-08-2012, 02:13 PM   #14426
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I am a juror for a city case today. I know nothing about the case yet, but I am pretty sure I am going to push for nullification for the lulz.
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Old 10-08-2012, 02:19 PM   #14427
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whats with all the NASCAR races ending in crashes? what a pathetic series.
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Old 10-08-2012, 02:25 PM   #14428
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I am a juror for a city case today. I know nothing about the case yet, but I am pretty sure I am going to push for nullification for the lulz.
Tell them your wife is due to have a baby in a few days. Worked for me.
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Old 10-08-2012, 02:27 PM   #14429
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I just finished watching the last Rolex race @ Limerock. I was laughing when Chip Ganassi was making fun of whomever the old NASCAR driver was in the 2nd Gen DP car. He said he felt sorry for him since he wasn't used to getting passed on both sides of the car. The driver had tried to force Memo off the track.
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Old 10-08-2012, 03:30 PM   #14430
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Tell them your wife is due to have a baby in a few days. Worked for me.
It's 2012, bro, just tell the attorneys you have an interest in the law and you can't wait to see it in action. If that doesn't scare them, just start talking about tort reform.
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Old 10-08-2012, 04:30 PM   #14431
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Tell them your wife is due to have a baby in a few days. Worked for me.
lars is unmarried and probably doesn't want to commit perjury.

just act really smart. try to outthink the lawyers. they'll dismiss you for making their job redundant.
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Lars already said the girl in the trial is hot, all he has to do is let everyone know this fact.
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"Your Honor, I cannot in good faith convict this fine bitch. Let's make a deal, I'll take her home under house arrest where I shall rehabilitate her and save this fine state lots of tax dollars that would otherwise go to reforming her in a state institution."
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Old 10-08-2012, 05:07 PM   #14434
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I thought he was going to try and assume a role as jury foreman and then move for jury nullification, not to get himself thrown out as a juror.

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Jury nullification is a constitutional doctrine which allows juries to acquit criminal defendants who are technically guilty, but who do not deserve punishment. It occurs in a trial when a jury reaches a verdict contrary to the judge's instructions as to the law.
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I thought he was going to try and assume a role as jury foreman and then move for jury nullification, not to get himself thrown out as a juror.
yes, that. he wants to work the system.
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I called his local courthouse and told the police that a man matching his description was masturbating in the men's room.
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To which they told you, That's the 3rd call like that this week!
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Old 10-08-2012, 07:38 PM   #14438
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If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit.

So the case was for malicious intent to destroy animals or personal property. It was a big fight between 2 roommates. One accused the other of maliciously causing 2 grand worth of damage. We found the defendant not guilty based on we did not believe she caused the damage maliciously. Honestly the case should have been on Judge Judy.

I am stuck with the possibility of being called back later this week. If I get called back and it is a case with laws that I could possibly push for nullification I will.
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Old 10-08-2012, 08:06 PM   #14439
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Amusing sidebar:

I am formatting a floppy disk in the background while typing this.
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Vvvvvt. Vvvvvt. Vvvvvvvt. Done.
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