Saml01

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Heard this today and thought it was brilliant.

So Mexico suffers an earthquake in which 2 million Mexicans die. France sends humanitarian aid. Middle East sends oil. Japan sends technology. United States sends..........





















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2 million Mexicans.

OK, now you.

Doppelgänger

iTrader: (12)

old

I have one for ya....


What does Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

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. Their biggest hit was The Wall!!!

urgaynknowit

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lol thats bad

Saml01

iTrader: (9)

Never heard that one but I lolled.

KPLAFIN

iTrader: (1)

The dale earnhardt one was funny...wrong, but funy

icantthink4155

iTrader: (12)

why did the condom cross the road?
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because it got pissed off!

JDMAflac

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::father and son watching tv::

Father: <takes a sip of his beer>
Son: Can I have some dad?
Father" <orly look> let me ask you something son, can your ***** touch your *******?
Son: Nope
Father: When it does, then you can have all the beer you want.


<fast forward a couple of days later at the breakfast table>




Son: <eating a chocolate cake>
Father: <not satisfied with his oatmeal asks> Can I have a bite of your cake?
Son: Can your dick touch your *******?
Father: <raises an eyebrow> why yes, yes it can son.
Son: Will go **** yourself

Arkmage

iTrader: (3)

what do you call that useless flap of skin around a vagina?









a woman.

Saml01

iTrader: (9)

What did the tornado say to the coconut tree.
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Hang on to your nuts this is gonna be one hell of a blow job

Torkel

Tornados and women are the same btw. When they come they are wet and wild. When they leave, they take you house and your car.

Toddcod

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What color eyes did the teacher on board the Nasa Challeger have.
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One blew this way, and one blew that way!

Toddcod

iTrader: (8)

What does Nasa stand for??????
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