I do not want your old beater or bagged truck!!
02-16-2010, 11:42 PM
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I've seen worse. Paint the top and wheels and it would actually be decent. LOL at the $8500 though.
Aww ****! RB header representin!!! That makes it worth $8500, I retract my previous statement.
Aww ****! RB header representin!!! That makes it worth $8500, I retract my previous statement.
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02-17-2010, 12:20 AM
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WOW, a SPARCO harness bar! Who gives a ****. This car has lots of potential, and this guy needs to not own it anymore cause it's really gay.
1) Why would you change the steering wheel from the stock Nardi, to THAT.
2) Why would you have some crazy racing seat and harness if you don't have a roll bar.
3) Who paints a top on a black car WHITE to match the wheels. I felt like a ***** when I bought my smurf blue hardtop and drove it home on my Emerald Green car. I guess it would've been ok if my wheels were smurf blue, right?
4) WHO THE **** TINTS A WINDSHIELD?
I can tell by the suspension, brakes, and grassroots stickers that this guy probably autocross's it, but still, I'd feel like a ******* if I pulled into an autocross event with a tinted windshield. Good thing it has a FULL diecast intake, he'd only get 4 grand for the car if it had a partial one.
I love craigslist for this reason, people list **** that they think is so badassed, and they brag it up, and they have no clue how gay they are. The best one I've seen was a I think 2001 Yamaha YZ 426 dirtbike for sale near me. It said it had a stroker kit and all kinds of **** done to it, the picture was classic...the graphics had skulls all over them. The punchline was hilarious, it read..."Not for beginners, this bike will steal your soul!"
1) Why would you change the steering wheel from the stock Nardi, to THAT.
2) Why would you have some crazy racing seat and harness if you don't have a roll bar.
3) Who paints a top on a black car WHITE to match the wheels. I felt like a ***** when I bought my smurf blue hardtop and drove it home on my Emerald Green car. I guess it would've been ok if my wheels were smurf blue, right?
4) WHO THE **** TINTS A WINDSHIELD?
I can tell by the suspension, brakes, and grassroots stickers that this guy probably autocross's it, but still, I'd feel like a ******* if I pulled into an autocross event with a tinted windshield. Good thing it has a FULL diecast intake, he'd only get 4 grand for the car if it had a partial one.
I love craigslist for this reason, people list **** that they think is so badassed, and they brag it up, and they have no clue how gay they are. The best one I've seen was a I think 2001 Yamaha YZ 426 dirtbike for sale near me. It said it had a stroker kit and all kinds of **** done to it, the picture was classic...the graphics had skulls all over them. The punchline was hilarious, it read..."Not for beginners, this bike will steal your soul!"
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02-17-2010, 12:30 AM
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i kinda like it sure its about 4k to much atleast and i dont like tint but other than that it looks pretty good. Nothing alil elbow grease and a turbo system cant cure man.
FWIW i think he ran a tint strip across the top of the windsheild for added darkening im not a fan of that especialy but it comes off rather easily if you know what you are doing.
FWIW i think he ran a tint strip across the top of the windsheild for added darkening im not a fan of that especialy but it comes off rather easily if you know what you are doing.
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02-17-2010, 12:32 AM
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I just called him, told him he was a ------, and he started yapping so I told him I was ******* his boyfriend then hung up. Now he won't stop calling me.
Drunk...fail?
Drunk...fail?
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02-17-2010, 12:42 AM
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Yes, I did. Do you want to *** over and see what its like to be with a man? I haven't showered yet so you can leave with my ball-musk on your chin. It probably won't be the first time you've had a t-bagging this week, but I promise you'll love it.
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02-17-2010, 12:50 AM
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I emailed this to him:
My boyfriend saw you car on craigslist and he's interested in it. Well, I say boyfriend but he's half-way through his sexual reasignment procedures but that doesn't really matter. Is there enough room in the miata for him to suckle my uncircumcised **** while I drive? Also, is the hard-top rigid enough (lol) that he can throw me over it and pummel me with a strap-on? How about you send us pictures of your **** and we'll consider buying the car and blowing you if you're clean. Oh, and don't give us any **** about you not being gay with a car like that...its clear that you've had **** before and you'll have it again.
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02-17-2010, 12:58 AM
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He also has a line of fancy cheese to go with his ------y *** wine and cheese club. Hustler's Sack Cheese. It kind of hits your tongue with a sharp note, but slowly turns to a bitter sweet flavor as it slides down your throat.
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02-17-2010, 01:06 AM
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Does your nectar come in large bottles? I'd like to try some in my gay mixed drinks, maybe a daiquiri later.
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