As we speak I'm outside ready to ******* battle. I was just trapped standing on my seats, windows up and top down, ready with a push broom handle. I was scared and at the same time ready to go nuts!!!!!
Flashlight dies too....wtf. I'm ready now for this ************
I don't know what to say.....I still don't know what the **** it is. I waited with the lights on/off, talking to it/being quiet, with weapons/unarmed, you name it. It knows I want to see it. And now there's like 6 of them out there, every direction had something running around in the brush. I am going tomorrow to home depot to get me some ****. I ******* had it with this thing.
lol, I left my trunk open, hood open, and top down all to air out. So I was outside to close them, looking at my valve cover, I had no idea this **** was going to come again on me like this. I was wondering if anyone could hear me or it, I'm actually even going to talk with my neighbor tomorrow. I want to ask him if he's seen it, and let him know that I'm trying to get it.
While I was outside, I noticed my dad is pumping all the pool water down the street. He's trying to do it without anyone seeing it....lol. He didn't even tell me. Coming up the road I noticed alot of water, and then saw it coming from my house. Its still going to be pumping in the morning, everyone else is going to see it to dad.....
I told you it was watching you man !
Just waiting to catch you off guard and sneek up on you
It's got plans for you now, it brought it's buddys, they were in assualt positions around the pool waiting for you to show up. You gotta get smart or it'll be lights out.
Next time you may not be so lucky, they may start circling the car like little hairy injuns.
I'd say if you stepped out of the car they would have gang-banged your *** and left you crying like a little baby
I took the pool cover off yesterday and found what may have been the cause of the first attack. There was a very dead, baby whistle pig in the pool. Its skin looked like skim milk, and its nasty teeth were sticking out. I wonder if maybe the night that one chased me, it was trying to save the baby in the pool. When I scooped the baby out of the pool I tried to save it, but all I got was its nasty melting skin on my mouth.
Those crazy inflatable men would be awesome to just have in the yard for fun. Buy one off ebay and just showup all the neighbors.