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Old 04-04-2009, 06:38 PM
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Old 04-04-2009, 07:27 PM
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Hahaha, i fucked a mermaid. What kind of mind thinks up crap like that?

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While we're on the subject of T-pain:


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i <3 those videos
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Well, I have to say thanks for that. That's some good **** right there.
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Old 04-07-2009, 12:19 AM
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I downloaded the entire album the other day (Incredibad), I've been listening to it the past couple days in the OTM and laughing my *** off! There are some other very funny songs on there which don't have videos made yet (by the band, anyway). Among them are "Boombox" and "Like a Boss".



n/m, this one does have a video apparently:
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Old 04-07-2009, 02:54 AM
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LOL, just the "Like a boss" part of the song cracks me up.
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Old 04-07-2009, 04:29 AM
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It's a lot like a pisstake group in the UK called "goldie lookin chain"

Not sure if the satirical view on UK chav culture will make much sense to Americans but what the hell.

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^ God I miss the UK, I had someone tell me at least once a day that I dont know how to speak English.
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TBH most British people cannot speak english anymore. I work with a lot of europeans mostly Germans, and despite it being a second or third language it's textbook flawless. British kids have no interest in learning their own language. I blame texting
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Female version of Jizz in my pants.
Queef In My Pants from LonelyBetch


EDIT: funnyordie videos won't embed.

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Old 04-15-2009, 11:50 PM
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Me either.
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Haha! Thats some great ****! I've been watching On A Boat and Like A Boss nonstop all day!

You guys ever watch Hot Rod ?
Favorite part is when he gets the girl's attention leading her into the garage as he's banging on an engine with a hammer pretending to work on it...
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Hot Rod?
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Hot Rod (2007)
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Oh, it's a movie. ::goes to watch trailer::

BTW - Queef in my Pants, not funny.
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Just saw this and had to post it. Better then the queef one

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The best part of jizz in my pants is the cameo. Janitor JT w/ the mop top? That's some funny ****.
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How could you gusy forget Dick in a Box.


Also last weekend when I was at Radford for Quadfest every frat hosue was playing I'm on a Boat.
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No one forgot, it's just old!

That "Puke in My Mouth" video was much better than queef in my pants.
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