Just my jewish luck.....

Saml01 · 2007-10-30 01:35:06

like this? http://upstel.net/%7Erooster/SMILEY.GIF Add a nose and money bags

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10-30-2007, 11:04 AM

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like this?

Add a nose and money bags

10-30-2007, 11:24 AM

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שָׁלוֹם from a jew in Iraq

10-30-2007, 11:32 AM

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Change of plans. I handed off my Rabbi outfit to my roommate and i'm going as the Pope

10-30-2007, 11:33 AM

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go as the pope with a little boy attached to your junk

10-30-2007, 11:43 AM

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ouch...good idea though

oscar-good work, i wish i had your skillz on the computer

10-30-2007, 11:53 AM

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I dont look jewish at all, blue eyes blonde hair (jew fro when its long)

No nose for me.

You sure your Jewish, sounds more German.

10-30-2007, 11:56 AM

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my moms italian-catholic, my dads euromutt-jew

Although my last name is German

10-30-2007, 12:11 PM

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my moms italian-catholic, my dads euromutt-jew

Although my last name is German

Hate to break it to you but your not Jewish. Don't mean to rain on your parade, im sure you love getting Chanukah and Yum Kippur off, but if your moms not 100% Jew then the kids aren't Jewish. Its in the Torah.

10-30-2007, 12:16 PM

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Are you with chabbad? No technically i wasnt born jewish, but I had a mikvah, bris, and a barmitzvah.

Watch how offensive and uneducated you are; referring to a jew who converted as anything less then a jew is strictly forbidden

On a separate not who the **** are you to question anyones religion?

10-30-2007, 12:43 PM

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No I am not with Chabad, but they are firm believers that you can only be Jewish if you are born a Jew.

Why didn't you explain that you converted?

I don't have to be anyone to question anyones religion. If you don't want to answer you don't have it. I also didn't mean to offend you, truly I am sorry if I did. Its just not the first time I see people who have a firm belief they are Jewish ,but really are not, based on something so simple as what I mentioned. That and they also don't know any of the traditions or even what it is to be a Jew.

10-30-2007, 12:45 PM

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Careful! Loki knows Jew Jitsu:gay:

10-30-2007, 12:46 PM

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Careful! Loki knows Jew Jitsu:gay:

:lol: now thats a joke.

10-30-2007, 12:54 PM

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I wanna be jewish! Just tell me where to sign up. :P

Seriously though....when will I get my first check?

10-30-2007, 12:55 PM

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I wanna be jewish! Just tell me where to sign up. :P

Just go to a Rabbi tell him you want to be Jewish, after he tells you how much ask for a discount.

10-30-2007, 12:55 PM

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No I am not with Chabad, but they are firm believers that you can only be Jewish if you are born a Jew.

Why didn't you explain that you converted?

I don't have to be anyone to question anyones religion. If you don't want to answer you don't have it. I also didn't mean to offend you, truly I am sorry if I did. Its just not the first time I see people who have a firm belief they are Jewish but are really not based on something so simple as what I mentioned. That and they also dont know any of the traditions or even what it is to be a Jew.

Oh i dont see that alot, im pretty active with Chabad and its a debate we've gotten into once or twice. Its a touchy subject, because i could easily not mention my mom isn't jewish and never run into a problem. But i shouldnt have to, converting isnt an issue as long as it done right. People seem to forget that.

10-30-2007, 12:57 PM

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Oh i dont see that alot, im pretty active with Chabad and its a debate we've gotten into once or twice

Well I see that often so you can imagine then why I reacted the way I did.

10-30-2007, 12:58 PM

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next time though, ask if they converted (although technically your not allowed too) a better way is to ask what synagogue they belong to, and get to it round about, or ******* PM THE GUY

but alls good