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Old 04-14-2010, 03:16 PM
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If history is any indication, then I'm sure I am the last person in the world to learn about this, but it's official: GLaDOS will be back by year's end:

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If it makes you feel any better, I have no idea what is going on in here. GLaDOS?
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here's hoping for level involving some of the more creative portal rule 34 images.
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It's truly shocking what comes up when you Google "Rule 34" +Portal.

(I've also hit our corporate content filter so many times in the last 10 minutes that I expect a contingent from IT security to show up any moment now.)
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Sparetire fails at image embedding.


I'm guessing you were shooting for one of these?








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I think Joe is cool and all, and want to be just like him, but.....

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who's not down with a little portal 2 chell titty?
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I tried with fuel line de-icer, no luck. Maybe the poisonous substance thing breaks the rule?
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Then you must fulfill rule 35 Webby
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ALMOST THERE:

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Originally Posted by webby459
I tried with fuel line de-icer, no luck. Maybe the poisonous substance thing breaks the rule?
I'm not even going to embed the images, since I want this thread to stay R-rated at most, but here are rule 34 of fuel line de-icer:

NWS One

NWS Two

NWS Three
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I guess we are missing the fuel line de-icer link Joe....You are posting pics of portal...I dont get the connection/joke....the rule says that if it exists there must be ****. It does not say, if there is analogy of it there must be ****. You must post pics of actual fuel line deicer in order to not break the rules. The rules demand it!
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Originally Posted by neogenesis2004
I guess we are missing the fuel line de-icer link Joe...
Ok, you're actually making me feel better, as I'm clearly not the only one who missed out on the initial wave of popularity here.

In the game, it is revealed that GLaDOS was originally designed as a fuel line de-icer, in an attempt to win a government contract way from Black Mesa. The part about it also being a sentient operating system was sort of secondary. (It's supposed to be ironic and illogical.)

Hence the title of this thread.
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Originally Posted by neogenesis2004
I dont get the connection/joke....
or Joe Perezezez have the capacity to get this. We don't. Get over it. This is why there is the NWS section, we get that.
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I mean, ive played through the game like 10 times. I don't remember that part. Whatevs.
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I am so confused right now.
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