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Old 03-09-2009, 11:04 AM
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Hello Kitty Pink Vespa S 150 NEW
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Old 03-09-2009, 11:16 AM
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That is one funny, well written ad!
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Old 03-09-2009, 11:22 AM
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"The Vespa also has an
automatic transmission (CVT) so if you're being chased by Libyan terrorists,
you'll still be able to shoot your machine gun and
drive at the same time. It's saved my bacon more than once."
and
"To sweeten the deal a little, I'm throwing in this pair of MC Hammer
pants for the man with rippling quads that can't fit into regular
pants. Yeah, you heard me. FREE MC Hammer pants."

rofl
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Old 03-09-2009, 11:36 AM
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I'll be damned.

Hustler's selling his daily driver.
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Old 03-09-2009, 01:14 PM
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I wonder if I can get just the MC Hammer pants...
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Old 03-09-2009, 01:23 PM
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holy **** that's great.

Originally Posted by Schenectady Vespa

real men don't let anything warm near their butt
but definitely not hustler's DD
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Old 03-09-2009, 01:30 PM
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i have a few friends that live near there. might tell them to go check it out, lol
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That is almost exactly like an ad I once read for a Nissan SUV. Pathfinder maybe.
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Wonderfully written.
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Old 03-10-2009, 12:32 AM
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Originally Posted by skidude108
That is almost exactly like an ad I once read for a Nissan SUV. Pathfinder maybe.
That is what I was thinking...
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Found On Craigslist: Nissan Ninja Hauler Kicks *** and Takes Names Silently
Here's the nissan one. It's been removed from Craigslist but the text is available here.
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