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Old 05-01-2009, 12:44 AM
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BBC NEWS | Europe | EU quarantines London in swine flu panic Oh *****...

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Old 05-01-2009, 09:36 AM
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hahaha. Nice
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Old 05-01-2009, 09:46 AM
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umm.. seriously?

After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”
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After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”
After passing away early this morning, he rose from the dead and lunged at his mother.

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umm, if you go to the "found in Cambodia back in 2005" found in Cambodia back in 2005,". That exact same paragraph is used

After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”
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Originally Posted by BBC
SYMPTOMS - WHAT TO DO

-Swine flu symptoms are similar to those produced by ordinary seasonal flu - fever, cough, sore throat, body aches, chills and fatigue

-If you have flu symptoms and recently visited affected areas of Mexico, you should seek medical advice

-If you suspect you are infected, you should stay at home and take advice by telephone initially, in order to minimise the risk of infection

-If you feel yourself passing away, then notice your strength and vigor returning at an alarming rate, please attempt to restrain yourself to prevent infection and harm to others.

hahahaaha

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If you get the flu, make sure you stay home and play some bideo game.

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I am gonna go back to every hot chick that has turned me down using the line "When pigs fly".

Today everyone knows swine flew.
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Originally Posted by JasonC SBB
I am gonna go back to every hot chick that has turned me down using the line "When pigs fly".

Today everyone knows swine flew.
waw waw wawww.....pretty corny. That's the kind of joke I would make.
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