The AI-generated cat pictures thread
03-09-2012, 01:13 PM
#8764
More like: Embracing the suck, to distract you from domestic issues, waste money, and pretend we are making you safer while restricting your freedoms and laughing to the bank.
or: Embracing the suck, because guided bombs are too efficient and we wouldnt want to actually end a conflict swiftly and completely.
or: Embracing the suck, because guided bombs are too efficient and we wouldnt want to actually end a conflict swiftly and completely.
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03-09-2012, 01:21 PM
#8765
More like: Embracing the suck, to distract you from domestic issues, waste money, and pretend we are making you safer while restricting your freedoms and laughing to the bank.
or: Embracing the suck, because guided bombs are too efficient and we wouldnt want to actually end a conflict swiftly and completely.
or: Embracing the suck, because guided bombs are too efficient and we wouldnt want to actually end a conflict swiftly and completely.
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03-09-2012, 01:59 PM
#8767
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For reference, JDAM is not a specific weapon, but a retrofit kit that adds GPS-guided navigation to older "dumb" bombs." Example:
And, of course, if you need more precision / more firepower than that, there's always Chuck Norris.
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03-09-2012, 04:40 PM
#8772
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You don't actually need to level the place. You just need to convince everyone that we (the US) are a bunch of batshit-crazy psychopaths who are more than willing to indiscriminately nuke anyone who we don't take much of a liking to.
So, maybe two. Two is usually the correct number of atomic bombs.
Five minutes later, the OPEC nations will suddenly "realize" that their oil production facilities are capable of operating at a much higher output level than was previously thought, and the entire region will decide that maybe hereditary monarchies and theocracies weren't such a good idea after all. Five minutes after that they will have executed all of their royal families / dictators, and will be falling over one another in a race to hold free and fair elections, dismantle their nuclear refining programs and use the land to build schools and puppy farms, grant equal rights to women and minorities, establish an open press, and purchase as many McDonald's franchises and GM dealerships as they can physically fit within their borders.
So, maybe two. Two is usually the correct number of atomic bombs.
Five minutes later, the OPEC nations will suddenly "realize" that their oil production facilities are capable of operating at a much higher output level than was previously thought, and the entire region will decide that maybe hereditary monarchies and theocracies weren't such a good idea after all. Five minutes after that they will have executed all of their royal families / dictators, and will be falling over one another in a race to hold free and fair elections, dismantle their nuclear refining programs and use the land to build schools and puppy farms, grant equal rights to women and minorities, establish an open press, and purchase as many McDonald's franchises and GM dealerships as they can physically fit within their borders.
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03-09-2012, 04:43 PM
#8773
You don't actually need to level the place. You just need to convince everyone that we (the US) are a bunch of batshit-crazy psychopaths who are more than willing to indiscriminately nuke anyone who we don't take much of a liking to.
So, maybe two. Two is usually the correct number of atomic bombs.
Five minutes later, the OPEC nations will suddenly "realize" that their oil production facilities are capable of operating at a much higher output level than was previously thought, and the entire region will decide that maybe hereditary monarchies and theocracies weren't such a good idea after all. Five minutes after that they will have executed all of their royal families / dictators, and will be falling over one another in a race to hold free and fair elections, dismantle their nuclear refining programs and use the land to build schools and puppy farms, grant equal rights to women and minorities, establish an open press, and purchase as many McDonald's franchises and GM dealerships as they can physically fit within their borders.
So, maybe two. Two is usually the correct number of atomic bombs.
Five minutes later, the OPEC nations will suddenly "realize" that their oil production facilities are capable of operating at a much higher output level than was previously thought, and the entire region will decide that maybe hereditary monarchies and theocracies weren't such a good idea after all. Five minutes after that they will have executed all of their royal families / dictators, and will be falling over one another in a race to hold free and fair elections, dismantle their nuclear refining programs and use the land to build schools and puppy farms, grant equal rights to women and minorities, establish an open press, and purchase as many McDonald's franchises and GM dealerships as they can physically fit within their borders.
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03-09-2012, 04:51 PM
#8774
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Say what you will about ancestral land and forty virgins, there are very few things in this world which appeal more to any large group of people than not being completely annihilated.
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03-09-2012, 05:07 PM
#8776
2 Props,3 Dildos,& 1 Cat
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We are looking for nuclear weapons in your facilities. Please stand by while we send you an example of one and kindly demonstrate its functionality.
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