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04-18-2014, 11:16 AM
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New page? Time for cat pictures.
Ponder: If the file extension .GIF is pronounced like "jiff," then how is the .JIFF file extension pronounced?
Ponder: If the file extension .GIF is pronounced like "jiff," then how is the .JIFF file extension pronounced?
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04-18-2014, 12:26 PM
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Ponder: If the file extension .GIF is pronounced like "jiff," then how is the .JIFF file extension pronounced?
like a gift horse without the t?
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04-18-2014, 01:52 PM
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Ponder: If the file extension .GIF is pronounced like "jiff," then how is the .JIFF file extension pronounced?
.JIFF can eat dicks. .TIFF can eat dicks too. I suggest pronouncing it "dot thiff".
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04-18-2014, 03:43 PM
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You know how KFC used to serve real honey with its biscuits, and now it serves "Honey Sauce" which is 89% corn syrup, sugar, flavors and colors, with trace amounts of real honey?
It turns out that you can now get totally honey-free imitation honey direct from the store, without needing to filch it from a KFC:
Also, there is a small movement of conspiracy theorists who claim that the vast majority of honey sold on store shelves in the US is of Chinese origin, tainted, etc. You will die of Chinese butt-AIDS unless you buy massively overpriced fair-trade, cruelty-free, hormone-free, gluten-free, cage-free, sustainable, non-GMO organic honey from the co-ops which advertise on their website: http://www.foodrenegade.com/your-honey-isnt-honey/
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04-18-2014, 04:04 PM
Also, there is a small movement of conspiracy theorists who claim that the vast majority of honey sold on store shelves in the US is of Chinese origin, tainted, etc. You will die of Chinese butt-AIDS unless you buy massively overpriced fair-trade, cruelty-free, hormone-free, gluten-free, cage-free, sustainable, non-GMO organic honey from the co-ops which advertise on their website: Your Honey Isn’t Honey | Food Renegade
China Says One-Fifth of Its Farmland Is Polluted - ABC News
Does China's government count as a one of your "conspiracy theorists"? Granted, I don't consider them a particularly reliable source; on the other hand, if they are fudging the numbers, I doubt they are fudging them in order to make themselves look bad.
What about NPR? It looks like they've bought into the "Chinese honey" conspiracy. How embarassing! I can't believe they're reporting on this story as if it's true.
Nation's Biggest Honey Packer Admits 'Laundering' Chinese Honey : The Salt : NPR
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04-18-2014, 04:16 PM
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Butt-AIDS, nickel poisoning, it's all the same thing. Any way you slice it, your dick still falls off.
Besides, honey isn't paleo, so it'll still kill you immediately even if you produce it yourself in virgin rainforest.
I mean, just look at this poor, ignorant child who is dying of gut-leakage because nobody who recently read a current pop-science fad diet book explained to him that the cuisine which his people have been consuming for thousands of years is wrong:
Is that how you want to end up?
Besides, honey isn't paleo, so it'll still kill you immediately even if you produce it yourself in virgin rainforest.
I mean, just look at this poor, ignorant child who is dying of gut-leakage because nobody who recently read a current pop-science fad diet book explained to him that the cuisine which his people have been consuming for thousands of years is wrong:
Is that how you want to end up?
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