This is why I've always owned dogs:
You don't have to fish a dog out of a wall using a feather. Stupid cat.
I lived next door to 5 different people over the course of 10 years, all of which had dogs that barked non ******* stop ALL. DAY. LONG.
Ever spend 5 hours working on your car while a dog barked at you the entire time?
Ever worked for a utility company and had to roll to customers houses to work on their equipment / lines when they've got 10 ******* elephant dogs shitting all over the yard?
I have a cat and ******* hate dogs. The cat ***** in a little pan stashed in the corner of my laundry room, not on my carpet / door step / front yard / back yard / driveway. She sits in the window and sleeps all day long only making a sound if shes going after a fly or runs her food bowl empty. Doesn't need some jerkoff to take her for a walk down the middle of a busy street 5 feet from a sidewalk, take ***** in other peoples yards, or bark all ******* day.
I've never been woken up at 4:30am on a Saturday by the sound of my neighbor's cat barking at nothing for five solid minutes.
Don't get me wrong, there are a couple of specific dogs in this world (two, to be exact) that I don't actually wish to kill in the most painful and horrifying way possible. But the rest of them can all **** off and die.
AND this is why we are fucked. Damn human rights activists fuckign **** up for everyone. They are the sole reason we are losing everything. No one gives a **** any more as long as EVERYONE is ******* happy. Well **** that, everyone can't be happy or we lose. SOMETIMES you can't buy that hummer. And SOMETIMES you have to actually study.